Crusty hippy

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He whips you in the eye with his crusty, nasty dreadlocks. Oof! Eek! (stench damage)

He bangs on a set of bongo drums until you have a massive headache. Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)

He calls over three of his crusty friends and they set up a drum circle around you. You don't know which is worse -- white people trying to simulate rhythm, or the aggregate smell. Ugh! Ow! Ooh! (stench damage)

He tries to whip you with his dreadlocks, but gets dizzy before he connects.

He bangs on his "bongo drums" until you accompany him on the "hippy-stabbing sword."

He moves toward you, but you breathe through your mouth until he moves back again.

You acquire an item: filthy corduroys (5.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: filthy knitted dread sack (5.4% chance)*

You acquire an item: windchimes (29.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: reodorant (5.0% chance)*

You gain 8 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hippy Camp.

References

• The description may be a reference to Terry Pratchett's Discworld series; a minor character in the series named Foul Ole Ron is a beggar whose stench has a personality of its own.