Cursed dirty joke scroll

cursed dirty joke scroll

This is a scroll on which is written one of the dirtiest jokes known to piratekind. And if you know pirates like I know pirates, you know that that is really saying something.

Type: combat item
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: cursed dirty joke scrolls)

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Item number: 3041
Description ID: 149512464
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When Used

	You unroll the cursed scroll and read the joke written thereon. It's far too dirty and far too scary a joke to actually transcribe in a family game, but suffice to say that it simultaneously terrifies and scandalizes your opponent, to the tune of X (+Y) damage.

Notes

• The damage dealt is your buffed Moxie, split approximately evenly between X and Y.
• Sometimes obtained from ornate ancient cursed chests, ancient cursed foot lockers, and gilded ancient cursed chests.

Collection

• 🥇: Oldsfrk (#257861) - 7,014
• 🥈: MagFitch (#1007528) - 1,096
• 🥉: MOldAR (#46441) - 869
• #4: JoebobVillaret (#1347877) - 323
• #5: Kneegrow (#884047) - 309
• #6: john1008 (#229907) - 190
• #7: MotherMary13 (#627276) - 161
• #8: Pastahead (#486552) - 147
• #9: egirl100 (#1399935) - 140
• #10: whizdad (#443313) - 128

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