"I Love Me, Vol. I"/Old
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"I Love Me, Vol. I"
This appears to be the first volume of the self-serving autobiography of the sinister trench-coated man that beat you up and stole the Staff of Fats (it turns out his name is Dr. Awkward, by the way. In case you were wondering).
Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item
(In-game plural: Pamela Andersons)
Obtained From
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
When Used
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| This book is old and all of the letters have fallen off all of the pages. Weird! You should go to the author's office in the Palindome and complain about it. |
- Before the Palindome revamp:
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| It's mostly just a collection of insane, egotistical ramblings, but you skim through it looking for the good parts...
It seems that the Doctor has perfected some kind of mystical field that makes his enemies particularly clumsy and inept. Problematic. On the bright side, you also find some references to a lab technician named Mr. Alarm that Dr. Awkward fired for insubordination -- maybe if you can find him, he'll know of a solution. |
Notes
- This item is a part of the Palindome portion of the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin.
History
- This item became obsoleted on February 28, 2014, because of the Palindome revamp. A new item was created with the same name, and it is now no longer possible to get this version.
References
- There is a real book by this title, though it is attributed as being "S. Wordrow's," rather than Dr. Awkward's. It's an encyclopedia of palindromes.
Collection
- 🥇: HOldeRofSecrEts (#216194) - 1
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