A Blow Is Struck!
"Hah! That showed them!" you grin, sheathing your weapon.
"Excellently done, adventurer," the Gourd booms, "but do not rest upon your laurels just yet! That was only the first wave of their assault, and they will not back down easily!"
"There's more of them?"
"Assuredly so! They will stop at nothing to see me destroyed, lest I reveal their terrible secrets to the public at large!"
"What exactly are these terrible secrets, anyway?" you ask.
"Such foul deeds as would wrack your soul to know but a fraction of them!" it roars. "For example, <conspiracy theory>!"
"...What?"
"Not only that, but <conspiracy theory>! Furthermore, <conspiracy theory>!"
You consider this for a moment. "Umm..."
"But hark! Another wave of their minions approaches! Are you prepared for battle?"
| Let's do this! (6 adventures) |
Fight a series of 6 random opponents in a row. For the first three, picked randomly from:
For the next three, picked randomly from:
After you beat one, it gives:
- Your foe is defeated, but another one of the strange conspirators takes its place.
or As your opponent crashes to the ground, you turn your attention to the next one.
or As the assassin falls, you turn to challenge another one.
Or, after 6 fights:
| I just need a second. |
"Button up your sphincter!" the Gourd shouts. "Our foes will grant us no quarter!"
- Occurs in The Gourd!, after winning six fights from To Meet a Gourd.
Notes
- Selecting the second button does not cost any adventures, but replaces this encounter with the equivalent encounter Return To the Fray! the next time you adventure here.
