A Ninja Snowman
A Ninja Snowman is located in the 2016 incarnation of Crimbo Town.
- Before aligning your Bung Chakra:
Oh hey, there's a ninja snowman here. I guess it got cold enough for him to come down off his mountain. You wave at him, but he doesn't respond. Maybe he's meditating? It can be hard to tell, what with not having eyelids to close, or legs to cross in a lotus position.
Maybe try him again after you've finished aligning your Bung chakra.
- After aligning your Bung Chakra, on or after December 13, 2016:
"So, adventurer," the ninja snowman says as you approach. "You wish to learn the ways of meditation."
"That's right," you reply. "Who are you?"
"I am Yuki Kōgan, master of--"
"'Yuki' means 'snow', right? 'Kōgan'... Snowball?"
"Approximately, yes," he growls. "But you may call me Sensei. I have been summoned here to teach you of the Guts chakra."
"Guts? Not--"
"No. It's Guts."
"Okay then. What do I need to know?" you ask.
"Your guts are the main source of power for your body. They are where nutrients from the food you eat are absorbed into your bloodstream, to energize and regenerate all of your limbs and organs. Without guts, your brain would be nothing more than dog food. So, too, your guts are your center of metaphorical power -- your source of courage, ambition, and drive. Your ability to move forward and take risks without fear. This is the power of your Guts chakra, without which you are motionless prey."
"Hmm. Okay, I think I get it, Sensei."
"Then go and meditate."
- Subsequent visits (before aligning your Guts):
"You have not completed the realignment of your Guts chakra," Snowball-sensei says coldly. (Well, he says everything coldly.)
"Er, no, I'm working on it," you say. "I just needed to stretch my legs a bit. That lotus position is rough, you know how it-- oh. No, I guess you don't."
"No. Return to your meditations. You needn't complete this task today, but wasted time benefits no one."
"Okay, okay."
- After aligning your Guts:
"I did it, Sensei!" "Yes," Snowball-sensei nods. "I can feel the purity of your Guts chakra. Well done, I have nothing more to teach you."
"What about the next chakra?"
"Another will have the duty of teaching you that. If they have not yet arrived, seek them out tomorrow. In the meantime, rest and celebrate your victory, though it is but one step forward on your path."
"Got it. Thanks, Sensei."
"Dōitashimashite."
"Gesundheit."
Notes
- Disappears after Crimbo's Sack is 100% clean.
- In Japanese, "kōgan" translates to "testicles" in English.
