Amateur elf
| Amateur elf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 899 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory |
| Hit Points | scales |
| Attack | scales |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | elven cellocello, elven suicide capsule |
| Quest | elf resistance button |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an amateur elfYou see an elf accidentally drop a wrench on his foot while trying to shove it into the gears of one of the Crimbo factory's incomprehensibly complex machines. Then he tries to whisper propaganda to a fellow elf, but forgets his slogan halfway through. You can see this guy's new and that he's trying really hard. You almost feel guilty taking him out.
Almost.
Hit Message(s):
He tries to incite rebellion in his fellow elves, but they pelt him (and you) with rocks instead. Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Eek!
He tries to punch you in the face, but misses and hits your <leg>. It still hurts, though. Argh! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Oof!
He tries to sabotage a nearby machine, but it just spits his wrench back out, at high speed, into your forehead. Ow! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
He tries to tie your shoelaces together, and somehow ends up wrapping them around your throat. How accidentally efficacious! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow!
He somehow manages to loosen the right screws on one of the toy-making machines, and it explodes, assaulting and peppering you with burning, jagged, festive shrapnel. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Ow! Eek!
He tries to incite rebellion in his fellow elves, but they shrug and say, "whatever, n00b."
He tries to sabotage a nearby machine, but can't figure out which screws to loosen.
He tries to trip you, but you ain't trippin'.
He tries to tie your shoelaces together, but you're barefoot.
He drops his sabotagin' wrench, and it rolls under a bench. You tap your foot and wait for him to retrieve it. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven cellocello (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven suicide capsule (5% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).
