Aunts not Ants
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Choice adventure number: 1468
Aunts not Ants
Your vision goes all blurry and when it clears, you find yourself lost in the strange daydream of a small boy!
This is awful, you had a great day planned with a picnic at the fair, but now Mother's sisters are in town and you have to entertain them!
| Act rudely so they leave! |
You do your best Eddie Haskell impression and have your Aunt's storming out the door in no time!
| You gain 150 Cheek. |
| Be on your best behavior so you can go later. |
It takes a lot of internal fortitude, but before you know it, your Aunts are out the door and Dad gives you a nickel for a treat!
| You gain ???-250-??? Muscleboundness. |
 | You gain 5 Meat. |
| Sneak out the back door. |
Mother catches you on your way out the door. She lets you go, but you are quite ashamed.
 | You acquire an effect: Ashamed (duration: 30 Adventures) |
| Snap out of it! |
You shake your head vigorously and clear it of your surreal daydream.
Occurs when adventuring while equipped with June cleaver.
References
- This adventure references the plot of The Visiting Aunts, the 51st episode of American television sitcom Leave It to Beaver.
