Auteur elf
| Auteur elf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 898 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory |
| Hit Points | Scales with player stats |
| Attack | Scales with player stats |
| Defense | Scales with player stats |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | |
| Monster Parts | torso, head, arm, leg |
| Drops | elven cellocello, elven suicide capsule |
| Quest | elf resistance button |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an auteur elfYou see an elf sneaking around the factory, surreptitiously filming the assembly lines. "Hey, what are you doing?" you shout, weapon at the ready.
"I'm making a documentary film about the deplorable labor conditions in this factory," the elf replies. "You can't stop me, man! Information wants to be free!"
"Yeah," you snarl, "well, your eye wants to be black."
Hit Message(s):
He beans you with his camera. To be fair, it's a perfectly framed shot. Ow! Oof! Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ugh!
He shouts, "Cut!" An elf walks by and stabs you with a pair of scissors. Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Ooh!
He pops the film out of his camera and garottes you with it. That was an unexpected development. Argh! Oof! Ow! Oof! Argh! Argh!
He punches you in the face. It doesn't hurt much, but then he has to do it again for take after take until it's just right. Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Oof!
He incites a couple of elves to beat the stuffing out of you, then films the whole thing. Great, now you're beat-up and humiliated. Oof! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Oof! Argh!
He shouts, "Action!" Nothing happens.
He calls for a makeup artist to take the shine off your nose before he punches it.
He tries to strangle you with the film in his camera, but forgot he was shooting on digital.
He tries to hit you with his camera, but stops to berate a production assistant for wandering into the shot.
He throws a couple of punches, but they're stage punches, so they whiff harmlessly in front of your face. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: elf resistance button (40% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven cellocello (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: elven suicide capsule (5% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2009).
References
- One of the miss messages refers to an incident in February 2009 where actor Christian Bale yelled at the director of photography on the set of Terminator Salvation, as the director allegedly walked into his line of sight during filming.
