Bad ASCII Art

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Bad ASCII Art You're fighting Some Bad ASCII Art

A dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.

You suddenly feel less lucky.

Hit Message(s):

(X)^^CCF! Ow! Argh! Argh!

@CDC$% right in the <throat>! Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!

^
Ooh! Oof! Eek!

#$__$#! Ow! Ow! Ugh!

It hits you in the <throat>, and you're all ^_)** Oof! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with two parentheses, a set of braces, two brackets, several ampersands, and a dollar sign. You feel like you've been sworn at in Klingon while being hit by a truck. Ugh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

(X)^^CCF, but misses.

@CDC$%,% but misses.

^

#$__$#, but misses.

It tries to hit you, but misses. That makes you feel all %_^^^

Fumble Message:

It throws a string of exclamation points, dollar signs, and ampersands at you. You figure it's probably swearing, but it doesn't really phase you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: ASCII shirt (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: 30669 scroll (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)*
You gain 21 <substat>.

Occurs at The Valley of Rof L'm Fao while Lucky!

Notes

  • If encountered as a copy, such as from a photocopied monster, the "You suddenly feel less lucky." line will be omitted.
  • This monster can be olfacted, but it will not appear more often.

History

  • Was a semi-rare adventure prior to Jan 1, 2022.
  • The shirt formerly dropped without Torso Awaregness. This has since been fixed.
  • This monster accidentally had a monster level of 0 when it was first introduced.

References

  • Klingon in the critical hit message refers to the constructed language in the Star Trek universe.
  • A TIE Fighter is a small starship in the fictional "Star Wars" universe.