Bath Time
You are a small boy in a quiet suburban town. You have a nagging suspicion that this isn't reality, but you decide to leave it.
Your parents are out of town and the usual baby sitter cancelled. Your older brother is in charge and he ordered you to take a bath. Feeling rebellious, you started the bath and waste time until supper. Unfortunately, you left the water running and now it's dripping from the kitchen ceiling.
| Use Mother's hair dryer and towels to dry things up. |
You and your brother spend the evening cleaning up the mess. The hairdryer isn't the most effective until you remove all the hair gathered around the end. You arms are sore after you're done, but everything seems dry.
| You gain x-203-x Fortitude. |
 | You acquire an item: gob of wet hair |
| Confess to Mother and Father. |
After you come clean, Father shows you how to repair the plaster ceiling while mother bakes fresh cookies!
 | You acquire an effect: Wholesomely Resolved (duration: 30 Adventures) |
| Pretend you don't notice. |
You just ignore the situation. Later, when you're standing in the kitchen with the family, water drips on your head and you are forced to ignore it.
 | You acquire an effect: Kinda Damp (duration: 30 Adventures) |
| Snap out of it! |
You shake your head vigorously and clear it of your surreal daydream.
Occurs when adventuring while equipped with June cleaver.
References
- This adventure references the plot of Beaver Takes a Bath, the 80th episode of American television sitcom Leave It to Beaver.
