Bees Hate You/Usable Familiars

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This is a list of familiars usable during a Bees Hate You run, by type and alphabetical order. Unusable drops are specially noted; familiars with items that result in B damage are marked with @@.

Does it all (potentially)

40. Doppelshifter
54. Comma Chameleon

Does nothing

45. Pet Rock
63. Toothsome Rock
44. Holiday Log

Does many useless or detrimental things

67. O.A.F.

Enemy damage

Damage formulas for Combat Familiars. Except where otherwise noted, damage is always rounded down.
# Familiar Action Rate Damage
Lime and Lime-like
51 Wind-up Chattering Teeth ceiling(wt/6)*10% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
66 Dandy Lion 50% (with
whip equipped)
wt*(0.5-1.0)+2
4 Angry Goat ceiling(wt/6)*10% half-elemental lime:
x = wt*(0.5-1.0)+1 total damage;
x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) stench.
24 Jill-O-Lantern @@ 25% half-elemental lime:
x = (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) total damage;
x/2 physical + ceil(x/2) hot or spooky
25 Hand Turkey 25% wt+1 to wt+3
34 Flaming Gravy Fairy 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) hot
35 Frozen Gravy Fairy @@ 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) cold
36 Stinky Gravy Fairy @@ 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) stench
37 Spooky Gravy Fairy 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) spooky
49 Sleazy Gravy Fairy 33% wt*(0.5-1.0) sleaze
70 Green Pixie 50% wt*(0.5-1.0) Physical; Absinthe drop unusable
88 Mariachi Chihuahua @@ ceiling(wt/6)*10% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0)
88 Mariachi Chihuahua @@ (for an Accordion Thief) ceiling((wt+min(20,2*lvl))/6)*10% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+2)*(0.5-1.0)
97 Mutant Fire Ant 20% (wt+2)*(0.5-1.0) hot
Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
99 Mutant Gila Monster 50% (wt+2)*(1.0-2.0)
Poisons the monster (80% * int(X), decreasing by 1/2 each turn)
136 Mini-Hipster @@* ??% ??; *1/3 stingy
Non-lime formula attack familiars
1 Mosquito 25% 1 to wt/2
11 Grue 10+10*ceil(wt/4)% (wt + 3*(5-L))*(0.5-1.0)+2
21 Whirling Maple Leaf 25% (wt+1)*(0.5-1.0)
32 Clockwork Grapefruit 50% ceiling(wt/2) to wt+6
33 MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 70% (55% w/chip) wt*(0.5-1.0) - 5
    15% (15% w/chip) wt*(0.5-1.0) hot
    15% (30% w/chip) wt*(0.5-1.0) + 10
46 Snowy Owl ceiling(wt/6)*10+20% ceil(wt to (wt+3)/2) + 5
61 Ninja Snowflake ceiling(wt/6)*10% wt to 2*wt cold
68 Penguin Goodfella @@ 100% (only with use of a Goodfella contract with enough Meat) wt*(2-4)
103 Pair of Ragged Claws 50% 1 to wt/2
(two times per attack)
Starfish family
17 Star Starfish 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
74 Gluttonous Green Ghost @@ 33% (?) (only while fed) (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
85 Animated Macaroni Duck @@ 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
85 Animated Macaroni Duck @@ (for a Pastamancer) 33% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3)*(0.5-1.0)
106 Midget Clownfish 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) on land; ((1.5*wt)+3)*(0.5-1.0) in water sleaze
112 Slimeling @@ 50% acts as an improved starfish when fed equipment
121 Snow Angel 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0) cold
135 Rogue Program @@ 33% (wt+3)*(0.5-1.0)
Attack / Delevel
7 Spooky Pirate Skeleton @@ 75% * (ceiling(wt/6)*10+20%) int(wt/2)+2 to wt+2 damage
19 Ghost Pickle on a Stick @@ 66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%) int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 damage
55 Misshapen Animal Skeleton @@ 66% * (ceiling(wt/5)*10+40%) int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7
plus int(wt/2)+4 to wt+7 spooky
Kitchen Sink
31 Personal Raincloud @@ 15% 1 to wt+3
44 Sweet Nutcracker @@ ceiling(wt/5)*10+40% wt/2+1 to wt+7
6 Fuzzy Dice 2.5% (30% * 3/36) 2d6 = 4: wt
    1.66% (30% * 2/36) 2d6 = 11: 2*wt
71 Ragamuffin Imp   (Based on Number in Circulation)
72 Wizard Action Figure   wt/2 to 2+wt/2
110 Wereturtle @@ spooky, dependent on moonlight
120 Stocking Mimic @@ 8.33% (before round 10)
16.67% (round 10 and after)
wt+1 to wt+3
(doubled with Happy Holidays!); Bittersweet Tarts unusable

Player damage

ID Familiar Frequency Dmg (Low) Dmg (High) Notes
6 Fuzzy Dice 1.6% (30% * 2/36) wt wt Rolling either a 2 or 12

Absorbs damage

ID Familiar Frequency Dmg (Low) Dmg (High) Notes
60 Origami Towel Crane ?? ?? ??

Stat gain

ID Familiar Frequency Formula Notes
24 Jill-O-Lantern @@ 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
31 Personal Raincloud @@ 36% 1-3 Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox
50 Wild Hare 24% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
58 Nervous Tick 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
65 Ancient Yuletide Troll @@ 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
68 Penguin Goodfella @@ 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
72 Wizard Action Figure 100% sqrt(wt/3)
72 Wizard Action Figure with mint-condition magic wand 100% sqrt(2*wt/3)
74 Gluttonous Green Ghost @@ 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
83 Untamed Turtle with smiley-face sticker 100% sqrt(10) Volleyball formula
88 Mariachi Chihuahua @@ with tiny sombrero 100% sqrt(10)
 *(1+sqrt(ML-4))
 /10
Sombrero formula
90 Llama Lama 100% sqrt(wt/2) Modified volleyball formula
94 Uniclops 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
101 Sugar Fruit Fairy @@ ?? sqrt(wt) Volleyball (requires MP); sugar banana unusable
108 Grinning Turtle @@ 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
119 Chauvinist Pig @@ 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
136 Mini-Hipster @@* 100% 2-3 Applied to Mus, Mys, or Mox, occurs on first turn; *1 of 3 fam equip unusable
141 Dramatic Hedgehog 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula
142 Smiling Rat 100% sqrt(wt) Volleyball formula

Weakens enemy

ID/Pic Familiar Frequency Levels (Low) Levels (High) Notes
Barrrnacle-like (delevels at beginning of combat)
43 Temporal Riftlet 4.5*wt% wt/2 wt/2
30 Emo Squid 4.5*wt% wt/2 wt/2 Can breathe underwater
68 Penguin Goodfella @@ 4.5*wt% wt/2 wt/2
72 Wizard Action Figure * ?? ??
85 Animated Macaroni Duck @@ with farfalle bow tie equipped 45% 5 5 Fixed 10-lb Barrrnacle
103 Pair of Ragged Claws ?? wt/2 wt/2
Skeleton-like (delevels during combat)
7 Spooky Pirate Skeleton @@ 25% 1 wt/4
19 Ghost Pickle on a Stick @@ 33% 1 wt/3
31 Personal Raincloud @@ 15% 1 wt/4
55 Misshapen Animal Skeleton @@ 33% 1 wt/3 "Disappointed" attack
83 Llama Lama 20% 1 int(wt/4)
120 Stocking Mimic @@ 25% floor((wt+1)/3) ceil((wt+1)/3) Doubled on a Happy Holidays!; Bittersweet Tarts unusable
136 Mini-Hipster@@* 15%(?) 1(?) wt/4(?) *1/3 stingy

Prevents enemy attacks

ID/Pic Familiar Frequency Notes
3 Levitating Potato 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90%.
6 Fuzzy Dice 3.33% When it rolls a 9
30 Emo Squid 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90%
43 Temporal Riftlet 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90%
60 Origami Towel Crane ??
83 Untamed Turtle 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90%.
83 Untamed Turtle (if player is a Turtle Tamer) 1.5*(wt+min(20,2*lvl))% Maximum block rate of 90%.
91 Cotton Candy Carnie 1.5*wt% Potato formula; cotton candy bale unusable
100 Cuddlefish, on land 1.125*wt% 75% of the potato formula. Maximum block rate of 90%.
100 Cuddlefish, underwater 1.5*wt% Maximum block rate of 90%
135 Rogue Program @@ ? With portable motorcycle equipped
136 Mini-Hipster @@* ? *1/3 stingy

Restores HP

All formulas are rounded down unless otherwise indicated.
ID Familiar Freq. HP Min HP Max Notes
Heals at beginning of combat
72 Wizard Action Figure Special wt-5 wt+5 Only if you have less than 50%
Heals during combat
1 Mosquito 25% 1 wt/2
6 Fuzzy Dice 4.2% wt wt
31 Personal Raincloud @@ ?? 1 wt+3
120 Stocking Mimic @@ 8.3% wt+6 wt+8 Restores MP; Bittersweet Tarts unusable
120 Stocking Mimic @@ with Happy Holidays! ??? 2*wt+7 2*wt+11 Restores MP
136 Mini-Hipster @@* ?? wt/2 wt+6 May, but not always, restores MP; *1/3 stingy
Heals at end of combat
14 Ghuol Whelp 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
31 Personal Raincloud @@ ?? 1 wt+3 Can restore during combat
50 Wild Hare 24% (wt+5)/2) wt+5 Restores MP
65 Ancient Yuletide Troll @@ 25% .4*wt .8*wt
66 Dandy Lion 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Ghuol Whelp formula
86 Pet Cheezling 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores MP
86 Pet Cheezling (for a Sauceror) 50% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+5)/2 wt+min(20,2*lvl)+5 Restores MP
91 Cotton Candy Carnie 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Ghuol Whelp formula; cotton bale unusable
99 Mutant Gila Monster ??? (1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2 (1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5 gd is grimacite darkness
100 Cuddlefish, on land 50% (int(.75*wt)+5)/2 .75*wt+5 75% Ghuol Whelp
100 Cuddlefish, underwater 50% (int(1.5*wt)+5)/2 1.5*wt+5 150% Ghuol Whelp

Restores MP

All formulas are rounded down unless otherwise indicated.
ID Familiar Freq. Min. Max. Notes
Ghuol Whelp-like (restores at end of combat)
14 Ghuol Whelp 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
21 Whirling Maple Leaf 35% (wt+5)/2 wt+5
31 Personal Raincloud @@ ??% 1 wt/3 Can also restore during combat
50 Wild Hare 24% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
65 Ancient Yuletide Troll @@ ??% wt*.4 wt*.8 Either restores HP or MP, but not both
66 Dandy Lion 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5
86 Pet Cheezling 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP
86 Pet Cheezling (for a Sauceror) 50% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+15)/2 (wt+min(20,2*lvl))+5 Restores HP
91 Cotton Candy Carnie 50% (wt+5)/2 wt+5 Restores HP; cotton candy bale unusable
99 Mutant Gila Monster ??? (1.3-.15*gd)*(wt+5)/2 (1.3-.15*gd)*wt+5 gd is grimacite darkness
100 Cuddlefish, on land 50% (int(.75*wt)+5)/2 .75*wt+5 75% Ghuol Whelp
100 Cuddlefish, underwater 50% (int(1.5*wt)+5)/2 1.5*wt+5 150% Ghuol Whelp
136 Mini-Hipster @@* ??% wt/2 wt+6 Can, but does not necessarily, give HP; *1/3 stingy
Starfish-like (restores during combat)
6 Fuzzy Dice 1.7% wt wt When it rolls a 3
17 Star Starfish 33% (wt+3)/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount of damage
31 Personal Raincloud @@ ??% 1 wt/3 Also restores at end of combat
74 Gluttonous Green Ghost @@ 33% (wt+3)/2 wt+3 Requires food
85 Animated Macaroni Duck @@ 33% (wt+3)/2 wt+3
85 Animated Macaroni Duck @@ (for a Pastamancer) 33% (wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3)/2 wt+min(20,2*lvl)+3
106 Midget Clownfish, on land 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount in Sleaze damage
106 Midget Clownfish, underwater 33% (int((wt*1.5)+3))/2 (wt*1.5)+3 Causes equal amount in Sleaze damage
112 Slimeling @@ 50% acts as an improved starfish when fed equipment
120 Stocking Mimic @@ 8.3% wt+6 wt+8 Restores HP; Bittersweet Tarts unusable
120 Stocking Mimic @@ with Happy Holidays! ? 2*wt+7 2*wt+11 Restores HP
121 Snow Angel 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Causes equal amount in Cold damage
135 Rogue Program @@ 33% (int(wt+3))/2 wt+3 Same as starfish

Increases meat drop

ID Familiar Frequency Formula Notes
2 Leprechaun 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
22 Coffee Pixie 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
25 Hand Turkey 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
41 Attention-Deficit Demon 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
50 Wild Hare 24% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
58 Nervous Tick 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
75 Casagnova Gnome 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
86 Pet Cheezling with jalapeño slices 100% 60.9% Fixed 10-lb Leprechaun
94 Uniclops 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
115 Urchin Urchin 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
118 Dancing Frog 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
119 Chauvinist Pig @@ 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
140 Piano Cat 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6
141 Dramatic Hedgehog 100% 2*wt + sqrt(220*wt) - 6

Produces meat

ID Familiar Frequency Meat (Low) Meat (High) Notes
6 Fuzzy Dice 2.5% 10 10 When it rolls a 10
120 Stocking Mimic @@ 8.3% 3*wt+3 5*wt+15 Does not produce meat after round 10; Bittersweet Tarts unusable
136 Mini-Hipster @@* ??? ??? ??? *1/3 stingy

Increases item drop

ID Familiar Frequency Formula Notes
22 Coffee Pixie 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
34 Flaming Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
35 Frozen Gravy Fairy @@ 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
36 Stinky Gravy Fairy @@ 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
37 Spooky Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
41 Attention-Deficit Demon 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
49 Sleazy Gravy Fairy 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
50 Wild Hare 12% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
66 Dandy Lion 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
69 Jumpsuited Hound Dog @@ 100% sqrt(68.75*wt)+1.25*wt-3 1.25 fairy
70 Green Pixie 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 absinthe drop unusable
72 Wizard Action Figure 100% sqrt(55*wt/3)+wt/3-3 1/3 fairy
72 Wizard Action Figure with mint-condition magic wand 100% sqrt(110*wt/3)+2*wt/3-3 2/3 fairy
75 Casagnova Gnome 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
97 Mutant Fire Ant 100% (1.3-.15*gd)*(sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3) gd is grimacite darkness
101 Sugar Fruit Fairy @@ 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3 sugar banana unusable
107 Syncopated Turtle 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
112 Slimeling @@ 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
116 Grouper Groupie 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
118 Dancing Frog 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3
140 Piano Cat 100% sqrt(55*wt)+wt-3

Adventure gain

ID Familiar Frequency Notes
43 Temporal Riftlet 5% At 20 lbs and above
50 Wild Hare Every 15 adventures
50 Wild Hare with miniature dormouse Every 12 adventures

Buffs

ID Familiar Buff Frequency Duration
44 Sweet Nutcracker @@ Aspect of the GravyPlum Fairy (+Item Drops) ??% ceil(wt/3)
Rushin' Hands (Melee+3) ??% ceil(wt/3)
Arabian Knighthood (+5% Mus) ??% ceil(wt/3)
Oriental Mysticism (+5% Myst) ??% ceil(wt/3)
Reedy Pipes (+5% Moxie) ??% ceil(wt/3)

Produces specific items

ID Familiar Item Frequency Limit?
65 Ancient Yuletide Troll @@ disintegrating sheet music 3.3% None
68 Penguin Goodfella @@ Goodfella contract 5%-100%* None
70 Green Pixie tiny bottle of absinthe unusable 5-20% 5
90 Llama Lama llama lama gong 4-20% 5
91 Cotton Candy Carnie Only when HP and MP are >90% full: cotton candy pinch, cotton candy smidgen, cotton candy skoshe, cotton candy plug, cotton candy cone, cotton candy pillow, cotton candy bale unusable ?% 10
101 Sugar Fruit Fairy @@ sugar banana unusable, sugar cherry, sugar lime, sugar plum ?% ?
112 Slimeling slime stack (after feeding it a piece of basic meat gear) 100/(N+1)%
where N is the number that have dropped this ascension
None
120 Stocking Mimic @@ bag of many confections, BitterSweetTarts unusable, Piddles, Polka Pop ~16% for candy 1/day for equipment
135 Rogue Program @@ Game Grid token ?% 5

Unique ablities

ID Familiar Effect
50 Wild Hare Removes Beaten Up effect
59 Reconstituted Crow Finds The Black Market (Quest)
69 Jumpsuited Hound Dog @@ Increases combat rate by floor(weight/6) to a maximum of +5%
72 Exotic Parrot Gives elemental resistance
82 Mad Hatrack @@* Performs a variety of actions based on the hat it wears
104 Magic Dragonfish Increases spell damage percentage by 2*wt
Caps at 100% on land
109 Purse Rat Increases Monster Level by floor(weight/2).
112 Slimeling @@ Sometimes steals equipment from enemies
136 Mini-Hipster @@* Generates turn-free opponents to fight, based on equipment; *1/3 stingy

Warning Messages

  • Attempting to use a B blocked familiar results in:
You are too afraid of the Bs to adventure with that familiar.
There is no way you are willing to put Bs that close to your head!
  • Attempting to put a B blocked familiar in the Buddy Bjorn results in:
There is no way you are willing to put Bs that close to your back!
  • Using a Mad Hatrack with B type hat works, but during combat causes damage:
The Bs in your familiar's <hat> jump over and sting you in the back.
HPYou lose N hit points.