Beware...
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Beware...
As you're farting around on the Poop Deck (huh huh) a wary-looking pirate rushes up to you and grabs you by the shoulders.
"Avast," he growls. "What be the password?"
"Oh, I get it," you say, "this is one of those Who's On First kind of things, and you're telling me that the password is 'what', right?"
"No," says the pirate. "Not at all."
He kicks you really hard in the shins, then pushes you overboard. The kick doesn't hurt all that much, but the ensuing sharkbite is a little annoying.
 | You lose ~25% hit points. |
Occurs at The Poop Deck.
Notes
- Occurs if you have not read the proper section of your father's MacGuffin diary.
- Can occur even if you haven't started the Quest for the Holy MacGuffin.
References
- The "(huh huh)" text after "farting around on the Poop Deck" is a reference to Beavis and Butt-head, as Butt-head often laughed after any remark that could be interpreted as either dirty or a double entendre.
- "Who's on First?" is a comedy routine by Abbott and Costello, in which "Who" was the name of the first baseman. Because of this fact, the phrase "Who's on first" could be interpreted as either the question "Which person is the first baseman?" or the statement "Mr. Who is the first baseman."
