Box of hammers

box of hammers

Few items are as misunderstood as the simple box of hammers. It's no dumber than a box of screwdrivers, or a box of pairs of pliers, when you come right down to it, but does anybody ever talk trash about those guys? Nope.

Type: usable (also usable in combat)
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

Deals 400-500 Physical Damage
(way more effective against constructs)

(In-game plural: boxes of hammers)

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Item number: 5233
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Obtained From

Skills

Summon Clip Art (hammer, hammer, hammer)

When Used

• From inventory (first use each day):

You carefully consider the box of hammers, and compare yourself to it. You're pretty sure you're smarter than it, because of the awesome plan you come up with: You kick it to the curb to demonstrate that you're stronger than it, and then you do a victory jig to prove that you're a better dancer. Take that, box of hammers!

You gain 30 Magicalness. You gain 30 Fortitude. You gain 30 Smarm.

Later uses from inventory the same day:

This is the kind of comparison that you can only meaningfully make once a day or so.

• In combat:

	You dump the entire box of hammers on your opponent. Each one hits him in turn, dealing a total of 400-500 damage.

Or, against an construct-type creature:

	You dump the box of hammers on your opponent. There's a cloud of dust, a little bit of clanking, a whole lot of clattering, and no small amount of shrieking. When the dust clears, there's nothing left of your opponent but some nails and some splinters.

Notes

• May only be used from inventory once per day. This use does consume the item.

References

• This item makes no sense if you're unfamiliar with the English saying "dumber than a box of hammers."

Collection

• 🥇: thor from the village in the n (#1809840) - 1,905
• 🥈: Chadomancer (#770417) - 1,226
• 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 477
• #4: Hammered (#1118844) - 361
• #5: Deshwitat (#889400) - 205
• #6: Evangelist_Nine (#1575811) - 194
• #7: Darkling (#1687415), tbell30 (#478129) - 100
• #9: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 65
• #10: Noskilz (#246046) - 48

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