Centurion of Sparky
| Centurion of Sparky | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 795 |
| Locations | using a figurine of an armored seal |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 180 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1. |
| Monster Parts | head, tail, torso |
| Drops | ingot of seal-iron |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Centurion of SparkyYou light the candles and speak the ancient words. A wave of intense heat washes over you as a circular wall of flame springs into being around you. There is a sizzling sound, and a smell of burning fat, as an imposing seal waddles forth from the curtain of flame.
The seal is a Centurion in the army of Emperor Sparky, Dread Overlord of the Abyssal Forges. Sparky is responsible for outfitting the armies of the Seven Seals with weapons and armor, and none receive more care and attention than his own Centurions.
He beats his shortsword against his shield and glowers at you.
Hit Message(s):
He slashes you across the <arm> with his shortsword, providing no shortage of pain. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
He smacks you with his iron shield -- you feel bad for dress shirts, man, because getting ironed is painful!Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!
He slits you from <arm> to <arm> with his iron shortsword. Ouch, the irony! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Oof! Ugh!
He guts you with its shortsword. It hurts, but you know what they say -- no guts, no glory. Ugh! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Argh!
He headbutts you with his hard iron helmet. Man, the Iron Age must have sucked. At least for people getting hit in the head. Argh! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Argh!
He knocks you silly with his shield and takes advantage of your silliness to impale you with his shortsword. Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Eek!
He tries to slash you with his shortsword, but comes up short.
He tries to hit you with his iron shield, but you duck out of the way and he ends up ironing a board, instead.
He tries to slit you from <arm> to <arm> with his iron shortsword, but you're sort of over the whole "irony" thing.
He tries to gut you with his shortsword, but you run away from it, proving yourself gutless.
He tries to headbutt you with his hard iron helmet, but you're one step ahead of him and he falls on his butt.
He tries to brain you with his shield, but ends up hitting his own helmet instead. His head vibrates comically. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: ingot of seal-iron (35% chance)* |
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
