ChibiBuddy™ Fitness Messages

The messages depend on the ChibiBuddy™'s fitness level:

1 Dot

• He nods to you, because waving would be too much physical exertion.
• He licks custard off of his fingers and waves slightly, exhausted by that small exertion.
• He says, "I'd wave at you, but that's be way too much effort."
• He starts to wave, realizes it'd be too much effort, and collapses again.
• He waves at you, then takes a little nap, exhausted by the exertion.
• He sits up for a second, the springs of his recliner creaking under his weight.
• He slurps on a super-ludicrous-size soda and regards you lazily.
• He stops halfway through is fourth canneloni of the morning to give you a nod.
• He waves sluggishly from a pile of pizza boxes.
• He looks up briefly from the entire side of bacon he's eating and nods at you.

2 Dots

• He looks up groggily from the pint of ice cream he was devouring.
• He stops halfway through is fourth canneloni of the morning to give you a nod.
• He nods to you, because waving would be too much physical exertion.
• He nods at you, his four chins waggling as he does.
• He says, "I'd wave at you, but that's be way too much effort."
• He sits up for a second, the springs of his recliner creaking under his weight.
• He presses a button on a remote control to make a robotic hand wave at you, then looks exhausted.
• He waves sluggishly from a pile of pizza boxes.
• He slurps on a super-ludicrous-size soda and regards you lazily.
• He licks custard off of his fingers and waves slightly, exhausted by that small exertion.
• He waves, then drops back into his recliner, exhausted by the effort.
• He looks up briefly from the entire side of bacon he's eating and nods at you.
• He pauses halfway through a gallon jar of mayonnaise to wave at you.
• He waves at you, then takes a little nap, exhausted by the exertion.
• He starts to wave, realizes it'd be too much effort, and collapses again.

3 Dots

• He eats a couple of rashers of bacon, but leaves the other six of them for later. Then he waves at you.
• He eats a salad with a couple tablespoons of ranch dressing on it, then nods at you.
• He contemplates an orange and a candy bar, picks the orange for his snack, and nods at you.
• He thumbs through a magazine about running marathons, and nods at you.
• He stands up and paces his living room for a few minutes, then nods at you.
• He starts to make himself a snack, then decides to wait until mealtime. He waves at you, pleased with his lifestyle choice.
• He eats a baked potato instead of a mountain of French fries, then waves at you.
• He jogs in place for a few minutes, then waves at you while wiping sweat from his forehead.
• He finishes a light snack and waves at you.
• He finishes his bowl of ramen and waves at you.
• He finishes his PB&J and waves a sticky-fingered wave at you.
• He reads the nutrition information on a bag of potato chips, eats the recommended serving, then nods at you.
• He finishes his dinner, contemplates going back for seconds, decides not to, then waves at you.
• He cracks a light beer and nods at you.
• He stops eating his lunch because he's full, pushes back from the table, and waves at you.

4 Dots

• He thumbs through a magazine about running marathons, and nods at you.
• He jogs in place for a few minutes, then waves at you while wiping sweat from his forehead.
• He stands up and paces his living room for a few minutes, then nods at you.
• He finishes his bowl of ramen and waves at you.
• He finishes his dinner, contemplates going back for seconds, decides not to, then waves at you.
• He finishes his PB&J and waves a sticky-fingered wave at you.
• He reads the nutrition information on a bag of potato chips, eats the recommended serving, then nods at you.
• He eats a baked potato instead of a mountain of French fries, then waves at you.
• He cracks a light beer and nods at you.
• He finishes a light snack and waves at you.
• He starts to make himself a snack, then decides to wait until mealtime. He waves at you, pleased with his lifestyle choice.
• He stops eating his lunch because he's full, pushes back from the table, and waves at you.
• He eats a salad with a couple tablespoons of ranch dressing on it, then nods at you.
• He contemplates an orange and a candy bar, picks the orange for his snack, and nods at you.
• He eats a couple of rashers of bacon, but leaves the other six of them for later. Then he waves at you.

5 Dots

• He does some dance-based aerobics. He pauses mid-Running-Man to wave at you.
• He pauses in the middle of his morning yoga routine to smile and wave.
• He drinks a tall frosty glass of water instead of a soda, then gives you a wave.
• He does 30 jumping jacks, 30 sit-ups, and 30 push-ups, then waves.
• He does a few curls with a pretty heavy-looking barbell, then nods at you.
• He rides a stationary bicycle for a few miles, then waves at you.
• He considers getting take-out fast food, but makes a healthy lunch instead. He nods at you, pleased with himself.
• He tries on his new creepy five-toed running shoes, then waves at you.
• He eats some fat-free yogurt and fresh fruit, then smiles at you.
• He pauses in his morning work-out routine to give you a friendly wave.
• He makes himself a salad with a spritz of light vinaigrette, then smiles and waves.
• He does a quick calisthenics routine, then waves at you and smiles.
• He touches his toes, stretches to the ceiling, jogs in place, then waves at you.
• He runs a half a mile on the treadmill before giving you a nod and a wave.
• He waves at you, almost losing his footing on the treadmill.

6 Dots

• He does a few curls with a pretty heavy-looking barbell, then nods at you.
• He pauses in the middle of his morning yoga routine to smile and wave.
• He eats some fat-free yogurt and fresh fruit, then smiles at you.
• He touches his toes, stretches to the ceiling, jogs in place, then waves at you.
• He runs a half a mile on the treadmill before giving you a nod and a wave.
• He pauses in his morning work-out routine to give you a friendly wave.
• He tries on his new creepy five-toed running shoes, then waves at you.
• He makes himself a salad with a spritz of light vinaigrette, then smiles and waves.
• He doesn't even look up from his fifth mile on the treadmill.
• He does a complete weight-lifting circuit, then starts another one.
• He runs in still damp from the dozens of laps he just swam around the ChibiPool™.
• He jogs in place, mentally preparing for the half-marathon he's about to run.
• He rides a stationary bike, pausing only to arm sweat off his forehead.
• He mixes himself a protein shake, downs it, and does a hundred squat-thrusts.
• He barely looks up from his calorie journal to notice you.
• He does 50 sit-ups, 50 push-ups, and 50 jumping jacks, then starts another set.
• He steps up to his weight machine and works his quads, delts, abs, ducks, frats, and tarps.
• He does 100 abdominal crunches, 200 squat-thrusts, and 250 delt-blasts.
• He flexes his muscles, worries that he's starting to atrophy, and does some curls with a really heavy barbell.
• He pops a weight-loss supplement and downs a meal-replacement shake.
• He comes in from his second trip to the gym today, all sweaty and sore.
• He pauses in the middle of his Pilates workout to nod briefly at you.
• He steps on a scale, uses calipers to calculate his body fat, and shakes his head.

7 Dots

• He steps up to his weight machine and works his quads, delts, abs, ducks, frats, and tarps.
• He flexes his muscles, worries that he's starting to atrophy, and does some curls with a really heavy barbell.
• He comes in from his second trip to the gym today, all sweaty and sore.
• He jogs in place, mentally preparing for the half-marathon he's about to run.
• He does 50 sit-ups, 50 push-ups, and 50 jumping jacks, then starts another set.
• He runs in still damp from the dozens of laps he just swam around the ChibiPool™.
• He pauses in the middle of his Pilates workout to nod briefly at you.
• He barely looks up from his calorie journal to notice you.
• He mixes himself a protein shake, downs it, and does a hundred squat-thrusts.
• He does a complete weight-lifting circuit, then starts another one.
• He rides a stationary bike, pausing only to arm sweat off his forehead.
• He comes in from his second trip to the gym today, all sweaty and sore.
• He steps on a scale, uses calipers to calculate his body fat, and shakes his head.
• He does 100 abdominal crunches, 200 squat-thrusts, and 250 delt-blasts.
• He pops a weight-loss supplement and downs a meal-replacement shake.
• He doesn't even look up from his fifth mile on the treadmill.

8 Dots

• He staggers in from the marathon he just won, downs a protein shake, and gets ready to run another marathon.
• He comes in all wet from swimming a hundred laps in the ChibiPool™. Then he hops on the treadmill to run a few dozen miles.
• He comes in wearing a sweat-soaked T-shirt from the triathlon he just finished, and does a few weight-lifting circuits before going to bed.
• He drinks a tall glass of water for lunch and another one for dinner. He looks like he's made entirely out of sinew.
• He does a weight-lifting circuit, staggering under incredibly heavy weights, then starts another, his muscles quivering.
• He does fire yoga with his top half while his bottom half is running on the treadmill.
• He injects something into his bulging muscles, then flies into a rage and flips his treadmill over.
• He eats a dry, raw salad for lunch, spitting out any bits that seem like they might have too many calories.
• He rides his ChibiBike™ through the kitchen to get a quick snack before going back on the trail.

9 Dots

• He does a double-time Pilates routine, pausing only to nibble a radish for lunch.
• He puts his bike on top of his treadmill and rides for miles and miles, holding the handlebars with his knees so he can curl barbells while he rides.
• He nibbles on a stalk of celery for breakfast, spitting it out after a few chews so he doesn't absorb any calories.
• He does a weight-lifting circuit, staggering under incredibly heavy weights, then starts another, his muscles quivering.
• He flexes his bulging muscles and asks you if you "even lift."
• He comes in all wet from swimming a hundred laps in the ChibiPool™. Then he hops on the treadmill to run a few dozen miles.
• He does fire yoga with his top half while his bottom half is running on the treadmill.
• He rides his stationary bike for so long, going so fast, that he actually manages to move it across the room.
• He rides his ChibiBike™ through the kitchen to get a quick snack before going back on the trail.
• He injects something into his bulging muscles, then flies into a rage and flips his treadmill over.
• He staggers in from the marathon he just won, downs a protein shake, and gets ready to run another marathon.