ChibiBuddy™ Socialization Messages

The messages defend on the ChibiBuddy™'s socialization level:

1 Dot

• He vows to tell everyone what he really thinks of them, and it's their fault if they get offended by the truth.
• He pees into a jar and adds it to the others in his collection.
• He writes a screed about how other people are vampires who suck away your creativity and vitality. Weird thing is, he wrote it in the middle of his comic book about anthropomorphic aardvarks.
• He has a lengthy argument with himself in the mirror.
• He says, "I don't need you! I don't need anyone!" Which is good, since he doesn't have very many friends left.
• He throws a tea party for all of his stuffed animals. It's really heartbreaking how he pretends they can talk.
• He sits on his couch, stewing in bitterness about all the people who have accomplished more in life than he has.
• He turns his back to the screen. I guess he just wants to be alone.
• He stuffs his feet into tissue boxes to ward off germs, then works on his new fingernail-growing hobby.
• He monologues about how he's the only sentient being in the universe and everyone else is just a tool to use to get what he wants.
• He thinks he's the only real person in the universe and everyone else vanishes when he's not there.
• He draws a picture of himself crying, and writes Forever Alone under it.
• He finds it easier to listen to the voices in his head when he stays at home alone.
• He picks through his waist-length beard, muttering to himself.
• He polishes his shotgun, then writes unhinged paranoiac anti-government propaganda to hand out.
• He doesn't have any real friends, and even the fake ones have stopped calling.
• He says,"I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel," and gives you the finger.

2 Dots

• He sits on his couch, stewing in bitterness about all the people who have accomplished more in life than he has.
• He says,"I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel," and gives you the finger.
• He writes a screed about how other people are vampires who suck away your creativity and vitality. Weird thing is, he wrote it in the middle of his comic book about anthropomorphic aardvarks.
• He polishes his shotgun, then writes unhinged paranoiac anti-government propaganda to hand out.
• He vows to tell everyone what he really thinks of them, and it's their fault if they get offended by the truth.
• He thinks he's the only real person in the universe and everyone else vanishes when he's not there.
• He finds it easier to listen to the voices in his head when he stays at home alone.
• He monologues about how he's the only sentient being in the universe and everyone else is just a tool to use to get what he wants.
• He draws a picture of himself crying, and writes Forever Alone under it.
• He pees into a jar and adds it to the others in his collection.
• He throws a tea party for all of his stuffed animals. It's really heartbreaking how he pretends they can talk.
• He says, "I don't need you! I don't need anyone!" Which is good, since he doesn't have very many friends left.

3 Dots

• He puts on a shirt that says "Not Anti-Social, Just Shy."
• He tries to work up the nerve to tell the cute girl at ChibiWork™ how he really feels.
• He turns down an invitation to go out so he can finish the book he's reading.
• He enjoys watching a movie by himself, but wishes he had someone to share it with.
• He considers calling up a buddy to go out, but decides he'd rather work on his stamp collection.
• He says, "I know friends are the spice of life, but too much spice makes my tummy upset."
• He enjoys a quiet evening in.
• He decides not to go to a concert, but he plays the CD really loud and dances.
• He invites a buddy over for a ChibiBeer™.
• He goes into the chat on the Best Game Ever, but lurks instead of striking up a conversation.
• He says, "I'm not a social butterfly. More a social caterpillar spinning a cocoon."
• He rejects a few Book of Faces friend requests because he can only handle having a few close friends.
• He turns down an invitation to a party because he won't know anyone there.
• He won't go out to dinner, but invites a buddy over for a ChibiMeatloaf™.

4 Dots

• He invites a buddy over for a ChibiBeer™.
• He considers calling up a buddy to go out, but decides he'd rather work on his stamp collection.
• He tries to work up the nerve to tell the cute girl at ChibiWork™ how he really feels.
• He says, "I'm not a social butterfly. More a social caterpillar spinning a cocoon."
• He goes into the chat on the Best Game Ever, but lurks instead of striking up a conversation.
• He rejects a few Book of Faces friend requests because he can only handle having a few close friends.
• He enjoys a quiet evening in.
• He decides not to go to a concert, but he plays the CD really loud and dances.
• He won't go out to dinner, but invites a buddy over for a ChibiMeatloaf™.
• He enjoys watching a movie by himself, but wishes he had someone to share it with.
• He turns down an invitation to a party because he won't know anyone there.
• He says, "I know friends are the spice of life, but too much spice makes my tummy upset."
• He puts on a shirt that says "Not Anti-Social, Just Shy."
• He decides to go out and meet people instead of working on his stamp collection.
• He enjoys a quiet evening in with a few friends.
• He hangs out in the chat of the Best Game Ever, making friends.
• He has a great first date with a girl he's interested in, and gets a ChibiKiss™ at the end of the night.
• He throws a dinner party for a few couples, complete with cocktails and laughter.
• He recognizes not everyone shares his interests and doesn't rabbit on about the minute details of his hobbies.
• He goes out for a few drinks with his ChibiCo-Workers™.
• He has learned that friendship is magic, but he's too fluttery and shy to make more than five friends.
• He spends an hour reading, then opts to go out and see his friends instead of finishing the book.
• He says the nightlife isn't for him; all he really needs are a few good friends.
• He finally works up the nerve to tell the girl he likes that he likes her, and she gives him a kiss on the cheek.
• He has a few drinks to work up his nerve, then does some ChibiKaraoke™ at the local ChibiBar™.

5 Dots

• He throws a dinner party for a few couples, complete with cocktails and laughter.
• He goes out for a few drinks, and even asks a cute ChibiGirl™ to dance.
• He finally works up the nerve to tell the girl he likes that he likes her, and she gives him a kiss on the cheek.
• He goes out for a few drinks with his ChibiCo-Workers™.
• He recognizes not everyone shares his interests and doesn't rabbit on about the minute details of his hobbies.
• He calls his friend who's having a tough time and talks him through it.
• He throws a dinner party for a few couples, complete with cocktails and laughter.
• He says the nightlife isn't for him; all he really needs are a few good friends.
• He hangs out in the chat of the Best Game Ever, making friends.
• He spends an hour reading, then opts to go out and see his friends instead of finishing the book.
• He has a great first date with a girl he's interested in, and gets a ChibiKiss™ at the end of the night.
• He has learned that friendship is magic, but he's too fluttery and shy to make more than five friends.

6 Dots

• He has a great first date with a girl he's interested in, and gets a ChibiKiss™ at the end of the night.
• He organizes a fantasy football league at ChibiWork™.
• He goes to a party even though he doesn't know anyone there, and makes new friends by the end of the night.
• He organizes a meet-up for fellow fans of the Best Game Ever, makes new friends, and meets some online friends in person for the first time.
• He goes out for drinks and buys a round for the house.
• He has a bunch of friends over to play board games and drink microbrews.
• He rounds second base with this ChibiGirlfriend™, before turning off the light.
• He throws a LAN party and stays up all night playing video games with a bunch of new friends.
• He makes three new friends on the way to ChibiWork™ and three new friends on the way home.
• He spends the night dancing his ChibiButt™ off at a club.
• He does a great job as the Best Man at his friend's ChibiWedding™.
• He sings karaoke totally sober. Then he gets trashed.
• He throws a pretty wild party with a keg and beer pong.
• He goes to a dinner party and then a raging afterparty.

7 Dots

• He goes out for drinks and buys a round for the house.
• He organizes a meet-up for fellow fans of the Best Game Ever, makes new friends, and meets some online friends in person for the first time.
• He throws a LAN party and stays up all night playing video games with a bunch of new friends.
• He goes to a raging party and drinks a little too much, so he takes a ChibiCab™ home.
• He makes three new friends on the way to ChibiWork™ and three new friends on the way home.
• He goes to a party even though he doesn't know anyone there, and makes new friends by the end of the night.
• He has a bunch of friends over to play board games and drink microbrews.
• He rounds second base with this ChibiGirlfriend™, before turning off the light.
• He does a great job as the Best Man at his friend's ChibiWedding™.
• He spends the night dancing his ChibiButt™ off at a club.
• He goes out for drinks and buys a round for the house.

8 Dots

• He sings karaoke totally sober. Then he gets trashed.
• He goes to a party even though he doesn't know anyone there, and makes new friends by the end of the night.
• He organizes a fantasy football league at ChibiWork™.
• He goes out to restock the liquor cabinet and get a few kegs for the next raging party.
• He sells all of his possessions to fund another extravagant party.
• He comes home from a night out with his friends and leaves immediately for a brunch, followed by a luncheon, followed by a dinner party.
• He wakes up after a raging party to find he's wearing a construction cone on his head and there are three people sleeping in his bathtub.
• He flips through his packed social calendar, trying to fit in another party or a night out dancing.
• He throws a party that ends with his ChibiHouse™ all but destroyed, and his ChibiLiver™ too.
• He is starting to turn a little yellow from constant abuse of his ChibiLiver™.
• He brings over yet another anonymous partner for some ChibiNookie™.
• He pawns his TV for more money to go out drinking and dancing.
• He brushes his teeth with a bottle of whiskey, then heads out for another night of partying.
• He can't remember what he did last night, but he's dressed in an elaborate pirate costume and holding an inflatable sheep.

9 Dots

• He can't remember what he did last night, but he's dressed in an elaborate pirate costume and holding an inflatable sheep.
• He throws a party that ends with his ChibiHouse™ all but destroyed, and his ChibiLiver™ too.
• He wakes up after a raging party to find he's wearing a construction cone on his head and there are three people sleeping in his bathtub.
• He sells all of his possessions to fund another extravagant party.
• He blearily staggers in, wasted again, with a ChibiGirl™ hanging on each arm.
• He goes out to restock the liquor cabinet and get a few kegs for the next raging party.
• He comes home from a drunken bender and immediately sets out on another one.
• He agrees to help his best friend plan a ChibiWedding™, even though he's already booked solid.
• He is starting to turn a little yellow from constant abuse of his ChibiLiver™.
• He brushes his teeth with a bottle of whiskey, then heads out for another night of partying.
• He pawns his TV for more money to go out drinking and dancing.
• He brings over yet another anonymous partner for some ChibiNookie™.
• He flips through his packed social calendar, trying to fit in another party or a night out dancing.