Club of corruption

club of corruption

You know that brand of microwave popcorn that has just a tiny bit of butter added to it? This is like that, only instead of popcorn it's a seal-clubbing club, and instead of butter it's evil. Or perhaps I Can't Believe It's Not Evil.

(Meat Pasting component)
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 2 - 4
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Weapon Damage +3

(Bonus for Seal Clubbers only)

(In-game plural: clubs of corruption)

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Item number: 3938
Description ID: 369414311
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Recipe

	seal-clubbing club	tainted seal's blood
	club of corruption

Uses

• corrupt club of corruption

Notes

• When wielding this weapon, you will take damage at the end of every combat with the following message:

  Your body is wracked with pain. These clubs are bad for you!

  You lose 1 hit point.

References

• The description refers to the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! brand of margarine.

• The HP loss message may refer to one of Homestarrunner.com's inside jokes.

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage

Collection

• 🥇: Aliisza (#2297322) - 666
• 🥈: Magnus Thunderblade (#1298627) - 111
• 🥉: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 29
• #4: Artie Effham (#976900) - 26
• #5: NotsupposedtobeherE (#2179997) - 16
• #6: Oldsfrk (#257861) - 12
• #7: Archipelago71 (#200377) - 11
• #8: Nikademus (#95105) - 9
• #9: Monkeysnott (#1235048) - 6
• #10: Sal the Rapacious (#1532119) - 4

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