Cold ironwood house
| Cold ironwood house | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1476 |
| Locations | Unleash Your Inner Wolf |
| Hit Points | 75*(Houses encountered+1) |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | cold |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | door, hinge, pig, wall, window |
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| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a cold ironwood houseThis is a house made of that bane of all fairies' existence, cold ironwood. Cold ironwood is naturally so frigid, even in arid environments, that lumberjacks who cut it down use a chainsaw with a flamethrower mounted on the front.
This particular house is the home of a bunch of shifty lay-about pigs. One of them spots you through the window, picks an icicle off the gutter, and performs an obscene gesture with it. Your inner wolf howls, enraged.
Hit Message(s):
A pig comes out with a block of frozen roast beef and smacks you upside the head with it. Brrrrrrrrrrr.
A chilly pig runs out and sticks his chilly snout right on your <lower back>. Brrrrrrrrrrr.
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A wee little piggy tries to smack you with a cold ironwood twig, but you're not a fairy, thus cold ironwood doesn't bother you.
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- Your inner wolf is really doing his part to clean up this town.
+2 Pigs Evicted!Occurs at Unleash Your Inner Wolf.
