Colonel Brando
| Colonel Brando | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2466 |
| Locations | Veterans Day Island |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, body, head, leg |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Colonel BrandoNow that he's out from behind the bush, he doesn't seem so scary.
Hit Message(s):
You step on a bamboo rake hidden in the tall grass, and the handle swings up and hits you right in the face. Ugh! Ugh! Ow!
While searching for your foe, you step in a gopher hole and twist your ankle. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
A tripwire snares your ankle, and you end up hanging up-side down from a tree for a while. All the blood rushes to your head and you get a wicked headache. Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
He shoots you with a gun. He may be a total weirdo, but he's still also a soldier guy. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch!
A coconut falls out of a tree and nearly bonks your noggin, but you dodge.
A bamboo spear flies out of the underbrush at you, but not very quickly.
You step on an old rusty landmine. Nothing happens. You hear the Colonel mutter "aw dang" in the underbrush.
You hear mumbling somewhere in the underbrush, but can't really make out what's being said. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs after defeating some underbrush.
