Some underbrush

Some underbrush
Monster ID	2492
Locations	Veterans Day Island
Hit Points	1
Attack	0
Defense	100
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	plant
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	branch, trunk
Drops
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting some underbrush

A low voice mumbles out of the underbrush: "You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me."

You look around, seeing only shadows and the occasional rustling of leaves. Then, a face peers out of the brush -- a round, bald head with eyes somehow both wild and sleepy. "You were sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill," he intones emotionlessly, as if reading it from a cue card, then disappears into the shadows again. "I expected someone like you. What did you expect?"

"I expected a friggin' weirdo, and that's exactly what I got," you reply.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

You hear someone breathing behind the bush.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

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Occurs at Veterans Day Island.

Notes

• Never attacks, and has seemingly infinite HP. The fight ends when you spend a turn not dealing damage (including pickpocketing and fumbling), leading to the actual fight with Colonel Brando:

Lured out by your passive actions, your opponent comes out from behind the bush...

• Initially had empty Monster Manuel entries, but they were quickly removed.