Crazyleg's razor
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Crazyleg's razor
Let us now open the Tome of Dopeness to the Book of Crazyleg, Chapter 7, verse 3: And to keep his break dancing impossibly fresh, Crazyleg kept all of his skin shaved perfectly smooth at all times. Once, in the days before the Legendary Beat was lost to us, Crazyleg broke-danced so freshly that the sea itself could not swallow him, and he did pop and lock atop the waves themselves! Alas, his dancing awoke the fearsome Wacken of Old, which surfaced briefly and snacked him down whole. And there was great wailing and lamentation throughout the land.
Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item
(In-game plural: Crazyleg's razors)
Obtained From
When Used
Without Literally Insane:
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| You briefly consider using the razor, but it's been in some sea creature's gut for aeons! You'd have to be insane to use it! Literally! |
With Literally Insane:
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| You bring the razor toward your leg, but it bends its head away from your flesh. You're clearly not dope enough to use this thing. |
With Literally Insane and Broken Dancing:
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| You apply razor to flesh and strip all the hair off your legs. Crazyleg's razor pops and locks with every twitch of your crazy dancin' legs, and makes them as smooth as a baby's behind, and far more pleasantly scented. | ||
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Notes
- Acquiring Smooth Legs removes the Stubbly Legs effect if you have it.
- This item is not consumed on use, and is reusable as many times as you want.
