Fearsome Wacken
| Fearsome Wacken | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 946 |
| Locations | Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 90 |
| Defense | 81 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | tentacle |
| Drops | Crazyleg's razor |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Fearsome WackenLet us now open the Tome of Dopeness to the Book of Creatures, Chapter 3, Verse 14: All of these creatures, though verily they are pants-wettingly terrible, are as grains of mustard when compared to the Fearsome Wacken. Let the righteously dope stay far from its grinding jaws, gnashing fangs, and grasping tentacles! Yea, stay far from him, lest you end up like Crazyleg of old, who was swallowed by the beast, never to be seen again. For verily, the Wacken is even now swimming up behind you, ready to get seriously wack on your pansy posterior. Amen.
Oh, sorry, that last bit wasn't in the Tome of Dopeness. That's just what's happening right now.
Hit Message(s):
It coughs up the bones of one of its previous victims. You freak out a little. Ow! Ow! Argh! (spooky damage)
It grabs you in a tentacle and squeezes until your beats drop. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
It reaches into your mouth with a tentacle and tears the rhymes right out of your throat. Ugh! Oof! Ooh!
It stabs your <foot> with a giant, slavering fang. Ow! Ooh! Ugh!
It grumbles at you to keep the noise down, pull your pants up, get a haircut, and stop playing all that hippity-hoppity music. Then it grabs your legs with two tentacles and plays wishbone with you. Ooh! Argh!
It coughs up the bones of one of its previous victims, no bones about it.
It tries to grap you with a tentacle, but you're far too dope for its wack attacks, Jack.
It tries to steal your dope rhymes, but you chant "cryptic triptych" over and over to hold onto them.
It tries to pull you into its slavering maw, but you point out the flaws in its maw.
It opens its slavering maw wide to suck you in, but stops short. You see an impossibly dope breakdancer popping and locking on the Wacken's tongue, distracting it. Crazyleg himself gives you a thumbs-up before the Wacken's jaws close again. (FUMBLE!)
After the fight, you see a tiny speck of something drop from the Wacken and land on the coast near Seaside Town. You wait around until you shrink back to normal size, then head up there to look for it.
Holy cow! It's Crazyleg's razor! What a find!
 | You acquire an item: Crazyleg's razor |
Occurs at Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
