Daffy Taffy
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Daffy Taffy
This is a piece of taffy wrapped in a colorful wax paper label. Children from all around the world send in "jokes" to be printed on the wrappers.
Type: potion
Selling Price: 30 Meat.
Effect: Sugar Rush (3 Adventures)+20% Combat Initiative
Muscle +5%
Moxie +5%
Mysticality -10%
(In-game plural: Daffy Taffies)
Obtained From
- Items
- abandoned candy (0-5)
- bindlestocking (sometimes)
- huge bowl of candy (1-3)
- Papier-mâché trophy piñata (sometimes)
- Candyblast
- Drops about 1/15 of the time when cast.
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- Halloween
- The Armorer/Leggerer (prior to Halloween LXIV)
When Used
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| You chew on the taffy while you read the joke on the label. This one was apparently sent in by [firstname] [lastname], age [age].
Q: [randomized setup line] Knock knock! It's just... not funny. Oh well. At least the candy was marginally tasty. | ||
|
Notes
- The names, joke setups, and punch lines are all randomly generated independently from one another; as such, a vast majority of the jokes generated make little or no sense whatsoever.
- To see lists of names and joke content, see Daffy Taffy Jokes.
References
- This is a parody of Laffy Taffy and its tendency to include inane and completely nonsensical jokes.
- One of the randomly generated last names for the kid who sent in the joke is Hallsdingdingdingworth, which may be a reference to Homestar Runner. In an easter egg in the Strong Bad email "50 emails", Old-Timey Strong Bad receives a telegram from "Sir Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth".
Collection
- 🥇: TheForce (#331703) - 1,252,601
- 🥈: Donavin69 (#2151136) - 783,538
- 🥉: kirByllAmA (#156860) - 329,642
- #4: BadKid (#2233949) - 213,969
- #5: iaruk (#1200792) - 179,997
- #6: cubeof11 (#1240277) - 90,000
- #7: Farflier (#2070646) - 77,829
- #8: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 43,669
- #9: zweefteef (#1086827) - 40,173
- #10: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 31,111
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