Dangerous jerkcicle
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dangerous jerkcicle
This is a shard from a glacier of ice,
A place to house souls that were not very nice.
The ice in the glacier's infused with these jerks,
Nobody is really quite sure how that works,
But you'll find this the angriest ice that you've seen!
(You've not seen angry ice before. That's what I mean.)
Type: combat item
Cannot be discardedDeals 20-40 Cold Damage
(In-game plural: dangerous jerkcicles)
Obtained From
- The Glacier of Jerks
- Brock "Rocky" Flox
- Dolores D. Smiley
- Hugo Von Douchington
- Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr
- Wacky Zack Flacky
When Used
- Against The Large-Bellied Snitch:
- You say, "hush with your gossip! You're shallow and fickle!"
The Snitch tattles on, so you grab a jerkcicle,
You toss with a flip and a quip and a twitch,
And it lands point-side up right in front of the Snitch.
- Against Mammon the Elephant:
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| You shout, "I'll call you vinegar; you're in a pickle!" Then flick your wrist deftly and toss a jerkcicle, It stabs Mammon deep in the gut as he lumbers (The damage it did you'll see in these blue numbers)! X. |
- Against anyone else:
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| You toss the jerkcicle as neat as you please, It takes 20-40 damage and dies by degrees. |
Collection
- 🥇: Jizmak The Destroyer (#296291) - 53,646
- 🥈: The Horse Party (#1820238) - 25,000
- 🥉: gumpy13 (#2036091) - 24,979
- #4: JanvierBellefeuille (#1261697) - 22,222
- #5: Pastahead (#486552) - 2,170
- #6: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 969
- #7: Greg Powell (#2182302) - 911
- #8: Poncho the Sane (#101496) - 829
- #9: Miss Informed (#758438) - 728
- #10: BenzDoc (#1322675) - 558
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