The Glacier of Jerks

Combat Adventures

Brock "Rocky" Flox -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, pink-belly slapper Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Dolores D. Smiley -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, desktop zen garden Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Hugo Von Douchington -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, half-empty carton of milk Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Vivian Vibrian Vumian Varr -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, dangerous jerkcicle, Vivian's Vitamin Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Wacky Zack Flacky -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: dangerous jerkcicle, dangerous jerkcicle, glass of warm water Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150) Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150) Hit Points: 75% of Monster Defense Initiative: 50 Elemental Alignment: None

Mammon the Elephant -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: avarice stone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 50000 Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?? percent

The Large-Bellied Snitch -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: gluttonous stone Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 150 • Substat Gain: 37.5 • Moxie for No Hit:* 160 Monster Defense: 135 Hit Points: 10000 Initiative: 150 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ??? percent

You May Be on Thin Ice
	Fight Back Your Chills: Stops the adventure from occurring, next non-combat will be Some Sounds Most Unnerving. Run for the Hills: Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters). Note: Occurs only if you do not have a gluttonous stone or an avarice stone, and you have not picked "Fight Back Your Chills". Note: Does not cost an adventure.

Some Sounds Most Unnerving
	Infernal Pachyderms Sound Pretty Neat: Causes Mammon the Elephant to appear in the zone. Perhaps The Brunch Demon Has Something To Eat?: Causes The Large-Bellied Snitch to appear in the zone. Note: Only occurs once after choosing to "Fight Back Your Chills" in You May Be on Thin Ice. Note: Does not cost an adventure.

One More Demon to Slay

Sure! I'll be wearing its guts like a wreath!: Stops the adventure from occurring, causes the remaining mini-boss to appear, Mammon the Elephant or The Large-Bellied Snitch, depending on who you defeated previously.
For now I think I'll leave my sword in its sheath!: Nothing. (Allows you to delay the mini-boss encounters).
Note: Only occurs if you have a gluttonous stone or an avarice stone but not both, and no mini-bosses are currently in the zone.
Note: Does not cost an adventure.

In The Divine Comedy, traitors are trapped in a river of ice in the deepest level of Hell.