Dark Noël (true form)
| Dark Noël (true form) | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2295 |
| Locations | The Sorceress' Chamber |
| Hit Points | 1000 |
| Attack | 300 |
| Defense | 300 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | |
| Monster Parts | hoof, mouth, tentacle |
| Drops | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Dark Noël (true form)"Ugh," Noël complains. "You are definitely getting coal in your stocking this year."
"Just admit defeat and take your weird Crimbo fetish elsewhere, please," you say.
"Defeat? You think you've defeated me? Oh no, dear. That was just the first Noël. I've got a second form! And yes I've used that joke before, but honestly it's one of my favorites."
Noël's skin blackens and warps as she twists into a new, horrible form with tentacles and too many mouths. "I'M GOING TO DECK YOUR HALLS," the creature roars.
Hit Message(s):
Noël jumps up and down on you with her sharp hooves. But you know, in a festive way. Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
Dark Noël chomps you like one of those crazy people who like traditional fruitcake. Like how those people chomp fruitcake, I mean. Ouch! Argh! Argh!
Noël thrashes you with her big gross tentacles. It's still better than the Naughty Sorceress's tentacles though, eurgh. Ow! Oof! Ooh!
Dark Noël bites you three times, maybe four (I'm not sure if there's another mouth on the back or not). (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ugh! Eek!
Dark Noël goes to chomp you, but you wedge a candy cane vertically in her mouth so she can't close it.
Noël tries to thrash you with her tentacles, but since you were expecting to fight the Naughty Sorceress you were already prepared for that move.
Noël attempts to tap-dance on you with her sharp hooves, but there aren't any tap-dancing Crimbo carols. (If there actually are I don't care, don't @ me.)
Dark Noël tries to attack you, but misses. It's unclear if she can even see you without eyes. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: Instant Karma |
 | You acquire an item: Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette |
Occurs at The Sorceress' Chamber after defeating Dark Noël's first form.
References
- This creature's appearance is based on the Cthulhu Mythos monster "Dark Young," first described in Robert Bloch's 1951 short story "Notebook Found in a Deserted House"; Bloch called them "shoggoths," but they are clearly not the same creature as Lovecraft's shoggoths. The name "Dark Young" for this variety comes from Call of Cthulhu, 1981, and the term has stuck.
