Delicious Sprouts

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Delicious Sprouts
Delicious Sprouts

You are a small boy in a quiet suburban town. You have a nagging suspicion that this isn't reality, but you decide to leave it.

As your family sits down to eat, you are excited about the pot roast, the potatoes and your big glass of milk. You are not so excited about the Brussels sprouts on your plate. Convinced they are inedible, you've reached an impasse where you refuse to eat them and Father refuses to let you go to the football game this weekend if you don't!


Just eat 'em.

Turns out, Brussels sprouts are that bad. You eat them up and gain the hard-earned wisdom of experiencing kinda gross food!

You gain 250 Enchantedness.

Hide them in your napkin.

You sneakily hide the sprouts in your napkin and then quickly clear your plate. As you're scraping your plate into the garbage, one of the sprouts falls out and you grab it and hide it in your pocket.

You acquire an item: guilty sprout

Go to your room.

Refusing to eat them, you are sentenced to a weekend in your room. While you're in there, you've got nothing to do but sit-ups and jumping jacks.

You gain 125 Strengthliness.

Snap out of it!

You shake your head vigorously and clear it of your surreal daydream.


Occurs when adventuring while equipped with June cleaver.

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