Entertaining your ChibiBuddy™
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Intelligence: 
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Alignment: 
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Play a Game with Miniature Statues (1)
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Send <name> to Volunteer at a Benefit Concert
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Option 1
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Go to a ChibiHackSpace™ (1)
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You take <name> to a warehouse full of electronic parts and ChibiMakers™ teaching how to put things together. He makes a clockwork beetle and a combination hot plate/radio.
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Go to a Classical Music Concert (1)
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You take <name> to a classical music concert. He seems to have at least some appreciation for the music, and only falls asleep toward the end.
You take <name> to the classic tragedy of Reed and Mackenzie. It takes Woody-chan a little while to get the hang of the dialog, but by the end he's weeping at the fate of these two star-crossed suburban kids.
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Take <name> on a Helicopter Ride (1)
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You take <name> on a helicopter ride. After a few minutes watching the pilot at the controls, he's able to take the yoke and fly all by himself! He even lands successfully.
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Watch a Video of a Rube Goldberg Machine (1)
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You show <name> a video of an incredibly elaborate Rube Goldberg machine. He's entranced by the whole thing, and builds one of his own that uses a popping balloon to frighten a badger to turn on the clock radio and, well, you get the picture.
Option 2
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Give <name> a Paddle-ball Game (1)
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You give <name> one of those things that's a wooden paddle with an elastic cord that has a ball on the end of it. You know, the kind where your mom would eventually pull the ball off to spank you with the paddle? Just me? Okay then. Anyway, he really enjoys playing with it, even blowing off going out with his friends to try and break his record.
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Give <name> a Smart Phone (1)
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You give <name> the latest Blackberry ChibiPhone™. He gets so into it that he's constantly poking and swiping on the thing, even when he's out with friends. Fortunately, his ChibiBros™ stage an intervention before he drives all of them away.
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Play a Game with Miniature Statues (1)
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You show <name> a game you play on a hexagonal grid with dozens of tiny, intricately painted pewter statues. He becomes obsessed with painting every tiny detail on his little army, completely neglecting his friends and ruining his chances of second base with his ChibiGirlfriend™.
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Show <name> a Farming Game (1)
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You show <name> a game contained within the Book of Faces, wherein one can pretend to be a farmer by repeatedly and mindlessly pressing your finger to the page. He gets so into the game he starts bugging his Book of Faces friends to play too, and half of them unfriend him.
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Teach <name> how to Play Solitaire (1)
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You show <name> how to play Solitaire. He's grateful that he no longer needs to seek ChibiCompanionship™ to play cards.
Option 3
You send <name> to the <Verbing> <Animal> for an evening throwing darts and grubbing on greasy pub food. He has a great time and makes some new friends!
You throw a tailgate party for <name> and all his ChibiBros™. He downs tons of greasy deep-fried <meat>, but has a great time with his friends.
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Play a Hilarious Party Game
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You play <Fruits> to <Fruits> the hilarious game of comparisons, with <name> and his ChibiHomies™. Johnny-chan eats a dozen slices of pizza while he's playing, but still gets the best laugh when the card is "<adjective>" and he plays "<body part>!" How delightfully absurd!
You have <name> invite his friends over for a party in the ChibiPool™! <name> falls into the bad habit of social smoking, but he has a great time with his friends.
You CM a session of Cubicles & Conference Calls for <name> and his ChibiNerd™ buddies. He really gets into the role of a level 1 <job>, and eats a whole giant bag of Cheat-Os as he has fun with his friends.
Option 4
You take your ChibiBuddy™ down to the local pub, the <Verbing> <Animal>, for Dwarf Tossing night. <name> gets a pretty good workout throwing the little guys around, but something just doesn't seem right about the whole thing.
You take <name> to the local park to jog a few miles. He gets a good workout, but keeps stopping to pop little kid's balloons, which troubles you.
You send <name> out on a quest to ring doorbells and run away before anyone answers the door. It's good exercise, but it's far from good, clean fun.
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Enter <name> into a Boxing Match
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You enter <name> into a boxing tournament. He wins the fight, and gets a great workout. But his title's rescinded when they find out he was rubbing bearnaise sauce into his glove for an unfair advantage.
<name> sits down in front of the Ouija board and communes with dark forces. When it answers "ABLQEDXCV" to the question "who will I marry," he freaks out and runs around the room until he's out of breath.
You take your ChibiBuddy™ to the local gym to <exercise> for a few hours. He works his delts, tarps, frats, and glutes, but he also gets into a fight when he cuts in line at the smoothie machine.
Option 5
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Send <name> to Volunteer at a Benefit Concert
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You send <name> to volunteer at the <Verbing> <Animals> benefit concert for <disease>. He has a good time for a good cause, even though all his ChibiBuddies™ bail on him to go to a party.
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Put on a Show for Some ChibiKids™
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With a few old sock puppets and a lot of enthusiasm, <name> puts on a performance of the classic tale "The <Animal> and the <Job>." The kids love it, but <name>'s friends are a little embarrassed by it.
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Go Pet the Dogs at the Humane Society
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The local Humane Society can always use volunteers to play with the ChibiDogs™, so <name> has a great time helping them out. The only downside is he has to cancel his dinner plans with his ChibiGirlfriend™, since she's allergic to dog hair.
You give <name> a book of moral fables to read. The moral of "the <Animal>'s <Object>" really enlightens him, and he blows off a party with his friends to read it again.
You put on a movie for <name>. It's the inspiring true story of a young man who falls in love with a <object>, and how their love perseveres even though his <relative> doesn't understand. <name> is in tears by the end of the movie, and calls the ChibiGirl™ he's been flirting with at work and tells her he loves her. Which kind of weirds her out, because they've only been on one date.
Notes
- Choosing the first option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Intelligence.
- Choosing the second option decreases your Chibibuddy™'s Socialization.
- Choosing the third option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Socialization, but decreases his Fitness.
- Choosing the fourth option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Fitness, but decreases his Alignment.
- Choosing the fifth option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Alignment, but decreases his Socialization.
