Exploring with your ChibiBuddy™
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Send <name> to a ChibiLecture™
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Option 1
You send <name> on a safari. He has the chance to kill a ChibiRaccoon™ for sport, but he chooses to take a picture of it instead, and pay 10,000 meat to move the creature to an animal sanctuary. You're so proud!
You send <name> on a rock-climbing expedition. He overcomes his fear of ChibiHeights™ and climbs the tallest rock face. He's overwhelmed by the beautiful view and knows it was worth the effort.
There's a Save the Rainforest from the Whales protest going on in ChibiSquare™, so <name> makes some signs and spends all day out there, protesting and educating passersby about how whale migration destroys the rainforest.
You and <name> go to a museum of modern art. You expect him to head straight for the ChibiNudes™, but he spends a lot of time with the Impressionist stuff, uplifted by the beauty all around him.
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Volunteer at Habitat for ChibiManity™ (1)
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With hammer in hand and tool belt belted, <name> goes off to help build homes for disenfranchised ChibiBuddies™. He works hard all day, and feels pretty good about himself by the end of his time.
Option 2
You take <name> on a field trip to a working farm. He's fascinated by all the animals, and he bonds with one exceptionally adorable ChibiPig™. But that doesn't stop him from hitting the all-you-can-eat bacon buffet at the end of the tour.
You take <name> to a lecture about Technology, Entertainment, Research, and Design. He's so entranced that he barely moves the entire time the speaker is talking about the best ways to teach an eel to dance the Tango.
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Read a Book on Psychology (1)
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You give <name> a book about psychoanalysis. He reads through it, puffing on a cigar. After reading a certain passage about symbolism, he pauses, puts the cigar down, and continues.
You show <name> the ChibiPedia™ a book containing the sum of all ChibiKnowledge™. He spends hours sitting motionless flipping through pages, starting at the reproductive cycle of the common giraffe and ending with eight pages on tanning weird vintage postcards.
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Read the Tome of Tropes (1)
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You show <name> the Tome of Tropes, a book full of detailed, cross-referenced explanations of common tropes in popular entertainment. He doesn't move again until four hours later, when you finally pry the book out of his hands.
Option 3
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Hook <name> into a Virtual Reality Device
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You put VR goggles on <name> and load up a learning program. His muscles atrophy a little from just pretending to do stuff instead of exercising, but he seems a little smarter when he's done.
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Visit the ChibiPowerPlant™
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You send <name> on a tour of the local nuclear power plant. The radiation doesn't do him much good, but he learns a lot about safe, sustainable energy with only a few toxic byproducts.
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Send <name> to a ChibiLecture™
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You send <name> to a lecture at the ChibiUniversity™, where a pipe-smoking professor lectures about the wonders of the universe. He seems to have learned something, even though he picked up a bit of a cough.
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Solve a Mystery with <name>
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You load up the Case of the <Gem> <Object> into the ChibiSimulator™. <name> spends hours sitting, smoking a pipe and working through the clues to solve the mystery. In a shocking twist, turns out the <Job> did it.
You sit down and watch a documentary on the Plight of the Endangered <Gem> <Animal>. He seems to have learned something by the time the 10-hour film is over.
Option 4
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Visit a Foreign ChibiCountry™
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You buy <name> a ticket to visit the exotic far-off land of ChibiStonia™. He comes back having lost a few pounds from walking everywhere, but feeling a little isolated being the only one there who spoke ChibiEnglish™.
You send <name> out into the larger ChibiCommunity™ to observe their eating habits. He walks up and down the ChibiStreets™ peering in windows at people eating dinner. When he sees a ChibiBuddy™ chowing down on <cooked> <animal>, he seems to retreat from ChibiManity™ a bit.
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Sign ChibiBuddy up for a Marathon
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You sign <name> up for a marathon. He manages to come in third place, with only a little bleeding from his chafed ChibiNipples™. He neglects his friends while he's training for the big event, though.
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Go on a ChibiCampingTrip™
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You pack <name> a little backpack and send him off on a camping trip. He loses a little weight hiking through the ChibiForest™, and seems to enjoy a little time by himself.
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Play a Round of Paintball
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You send <name> to the local paintball arena. He breaks away from his team and goes rogue, stalking everyone, always on the run. He ends the game when he puts a paintball right in his own team leader's <body part>.
Option 5
You send <name> to ChibiFest™, a local art show run by a group of ChibiHippies™. He becomes good friends with them by inhaling the smoke from the herbs they're burning in the tents where they do their pottery and macrame. He's still a little goofy when he gets back.
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Have a Pick-up Basketball Game
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He has to step outside his comfort zone a little, but <name> manages to put together a good pick-up game of basketball where everyone has fun and no one gets hurt. Well, except for <name>--he gets hit in the ChibiNoggin™ with the ball and is a little dazed afterward.
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Show <name> some Magic Eye Puzzles
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You give <name> a book of those pictures where you have to cross your eyes to see a 3-D picture. He has trouble seeing them and calls some friends to come over and help. Finally he even sees the sailboat one, but he ends up with a wicked migraine that makes it hard to think.
You take <name> to the local Museum of Natural ChibiHistory™. Instead of looking at the exhibits, he spends the whole time flirting with a cute girl who's there with a tour group. I mean, you can't say his time was entirely wasted.
You outfit <name> with an adorable ChibiBackPack™ and send him out to catalog bugs and leaves. He comes back without a single entry in his leafwatching journal, because he met up with a group of ChibiCoeds™ and spent the whole time flirting and hanging out.
Notes
- Choosing the first option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Alignment.
- Choosing the second option decreases your Chibibuddy™'s Fitness.
- Choosing the third option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Intelligence, but decreases his Fitness.
- Choosing the fourth option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Fitness, but decreases his Socialization.
- Choosing the fifth option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Socialization, but decreases his Intelligence.
