Figurine of a stinking seal

figurine of a stinking seal

Figurines of a seal? Figurines of a seal? We dont' need no figurines of a stinking seal. This is a clay figurine of a foul-smelling seal. You might be wondering how a figurine can express that the seal stinks -- it's because the figurine itself smells awful. Although I guess it could technically be a stinking figurine of a non-stinking seal.

Type: usable
Level required: 6
Selling Price: 150 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Only Seal Clubbers may use this item.

(In-game plural: figurines of stinking seals)

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Obtained From

The Hippy Camp

Seal Taint in the Soiled Tent

The Hippy Camp (Bombed Back to the Stone Age)

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When Used

• If you've already summoned the maximum number of seals today:

You've summoned too many Infernal seals today. Any more and you're afraid the corruption will be too much for you to bear. Had you been summoning Infernal bears, the corruption would be too much for you to seal.

• Without any Imbued seal-blubber candles:

In order to perform this summoning ritual, you need 1 imbued seal-blubber candle.

• With an Imbued seal-blubber candle:

You place the figurine at your feet, and position an imbued seal-blubber candle on the ground in front of it. Cold and shadow gather around you, and time seems to slow to a crawl. Echoes of your Northern ancestry rise up from the depths of your consciousness, whispering words in the forgotten tongue of your forefathers. You feel your clubbing muscles begin to twitch with anticipation... Begin the Ritual

Servant of Grodstank -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: fustulent seal grulch, infernal toilet brush Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 175 • Substat Gain: 43.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 185 Monster Defense: 157 Hit Points: 200 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1.

Notes

• Doesn't cost an adventure to use, can be used while falling-down drunk.

References

• "We don't need no... stinking badges!" is an oft-misquoted line from the film The Treasure of the Sierra Madre and the B Traven novel on which it was based.

See Also

• Infernal Seals

Collection

• 🥇: Antfattener (#200949) - 3,000
• 🥈: TsunamiSalami (#1854200) - 475
• 🥉: Famous J (#1462087) - 300
• #4: linakrade (#1339698) - 240
• #5: nimrod_1 (#1972007) - 182
• #6: Ace Palarum (#1071429) - 172
• #7: Monkey Junky (#479143) - 142
• #8: JYnNaN TonNiX (#1414541) - 138
• #9: Turtlegeuse (#1496479) - 136
• #10: Trompe Loeil (#1800704) - 135

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