First Mate's Log (3)
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Turn on the Shower Wand |
A fierce, stinging, relentless rain began to fall upon the crew, and they shielded their eyes and looked to the heavens. "Get down below, ye gobsmacked idiots!" the captain shouted, for the rain was not rain at all! It was the hungry drool of a dozen dozen serpent's heads, all springing forth from a single serpent's body: the Hydra.
Adds Deadly Hydra
Dump Bubble Bottle and Turn on the Faucet |
The crew heard a distant burbling sound, as if the ocean itself had a bad case of indigestion. Suddenly, a huge waterspout appeared on the horizon, a deluge, a solid column of water descending from heaven itself. The ocean frothed beneath it, sending a fresh wave of foam crashing toward the ship.
Adds 13-19 bubbles
Put the Toy Boat on the Side of the Tub |
The crew was flung out of their bunks in the dead of the night--the ship had run aground on a gleaming white island. The crew leapt onto the hard, cold beach and tried to push the vessel back in the water, but could not budge her. Then a group of savage natives, clad only in loincloths, approached us. Through signs, they told the Captain they would set the boat to sail again, and would even replenish our dwindling crayon supply, if we would leave one member of the crew behind to marry the Chief's daughter. Seaman Johnson was well taken with the girl's dark beauty, so agreed to stay behind, and with the native's help the ship was soon underway again.
Lose 1 crew, gain 4 crayon
Cover the Ship in Bubbles |
The crew awoke to a muted dawn, filtered as it was through a strange membrane that covered the entire ship from the top of the Crow's Nest to the waters below. The crew poked, prodded, and shot arrows at it, but nothing could dispel it. "Perhaps this barrier is a gift from the Gods," the Captain said, "perhaps it will keep the crew safe from the horrors of the deep."
Blocks the fearsome giant squid, lose 13-20 bubbles
Occurs at The Old Man's Bathtime Adventures.
Notes
- The First Mate's Log occurs every 5th (or 4th) adventure.
- One of the four sets of choices is chosen at random.
- The title and description are then filled with the next log in the sequence.
- First Mate's Log Entry One
- First Mate's Log Entry Two: Electric Boogaloo
- First Mate's Log Entry Three: The Revenge
- First Mate's Log Entry Four: A New Hope
- First Mate's Log Entry Five: The Final Frontier
- First Mate's Log Entry Six: City Under Siege
- First Mate's Log Entry Seven: Diamonds are Forever
- First Mate's Log Entry Eight: Resurrection
- First Mate's Log Entry Eight: Insurrection
- First Mate's Log Entry Nine: The Final Friday
- The first option will be removed from the next occurrence once chosen.
- Options have different effects on either the monsters in the zone or your inventory.
- If you have insufficient bubbles or crayons for a particular option, it will not be shown.