Gnarly gnome
| Gnarly gnome | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 249 |
| Locations | Thugnderdome |
| Hit Points | 35 |
| Attack | 35 |
| Defense | 31 |
| No-Hit | 45 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg |
| Drops | clockwork key, clockwork key, flange |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a gnarly gnomeWoah, dude, this gnome is completely gnarly. I mean, it's covered from head to toe in gnarls. Big, thick gnarls. And it's waving an equally gnarled club at you.
Hit Message(s):
He bashes you with his gnarly club. Awesome, dude. I mean, his club instills one with a sense of awe. Eek! Eek!
He bashes you in the <neck> with his gnarly club. Tubular. I mean, the club is shaped like a tube. Ooh! Argh!
You have an opportunity to count his gnarls as he hits you in the <neck> with each one of them in sequence. Argh! Ooh!
He tries to bash you with his gnarly club, but misses. Bummer. For him, anyway.
He tries to bash you with his gnarly club, but fails. Bitchin'. I mean, he's bitchin' because he missed you.
As he's running toward you, his gnarly gnees gnock together, and he trips. Whoah. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: clockwork key (1.6% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: clockwork key (1.6% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: flange (3.6% chance)* |
| You gain 7 <substat>. |
Occurs at Thugnderdome.
Notes
- Neither of the clockwork keys can be pickpocketed.
References
- The text of this adventure heavily uses Valspeak.
- The "awesome" hit text could be a reference to The Book of Ratings, in which the author notes the overuse of the word "awesome" and recommends that one "mentally substitute the original meaning of the word: "New Tropical Berry Blast instills one with a sense of awe!".
