Hermetic seal
| Hermetic seal | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 796 |
| Locations | using a figurine of an ancient seal |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 110 |
| Defense | 180 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | All damage not caused by a club is reduced to 1. |
| Monster Parts | head, tail, torso |
| Drops | powdered sealbone |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a hermetic sealYou light the candles and speak the ancient words. A cloud of dust rises around you and there's a dry coughing sound as a wild-eyed and ancient seal appears.
He glares at you, coughs a few times, and waddles towards you with surprising vigor.
Hit Message(s):
He bonks you on the <elbow> with a cane. Should've stayed off his lawn.Ooh! Ow! Oof! Ooh! Oof! Eek!
He gums your <elbow>. Hey, look on the bright side -- at least he didn't <elbow> your gums.Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ouch!
He slaps you with a dusty, wrinkled flipper. And man. Dusty Wrinkled Flipper was the worst television spin-off ever. Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
He channels an entire lifetime's worth of evil and rage into a single interminable, meandering story, and unleashes it on you. It's horrifying.Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Oof!
He accuses you of trying to steal his secret recipe, but you have no idea what he's talking about.
He tries to bite your <elbow>, but apparently he forgot to put his teeth in.
He tries to slap you with a dustly, wrinkled flipper, but throws his back out and doesn't quite make it to you.
He moves toward you to attack, but forgets what he's doing and ends up reading a newspaper for a while instead. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: powdered sealbone (100% chance)* |
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
References
- A "hermetic seal" is a very tight seal (even more so than a watertight seal), but the phrase might also refer to a seal that practices Hermetic magic. It's also a pun on the fact that the figurine comes from a hermit.
