Heyyyyyy.

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Heyyyyyy.

Inside Noob Cave, you find a passageway that's blocked by a huge stack of wooden crates.

You think to yourself "Hmm. It's probably a bad sign that I've encountered a bunch of wooden crates this early in the game... What would Fonzie do in this situation?"

You saunter up to the pile of crates and, pretending that it's the jukebox back at Al's Diner, hit it in exactly the right place with your elbow. It sets up a series of reverberations that resound through the corridor, blasting all of the crates to powder. Moxious!

The passageway behind them turns out to be a dead end. Oh well. At least that maneuver made you look cool.

You gain 2 Roguishness.

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Occurred at Noob Cave (obsolete).

References

• The adventure title and the references to "Fonzie" and "Al's Diner" refer to the '70s and '80s sitcom Happy Days. "Heyyyyyy" was one of Arthur "Fonzie" / "the Fonz" Fonzarelli's catchphrases. Fonzie knew how to start the jukebox at Al's Diner by hitting it in the right place.
• The line about wooden crates is a reference to the "Start to Crate" system created on the now defunct website Old Man Murray. The system was used to judge the quality of a game by how much time elapsed between the beginning of the game and the first appearance of a breakable wooden crate.