Noob Cave (obsolete)

This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.

The Noob Cave is located at the base of Mt. Noob. The Noob Cave contains no combat adventures.

Adventures

Baby Ruth?
	Substat Gain: 1 Muscleboundness

Don't Mess with the Bull...
	Substat Gain: 1 Chutzpah

Exactly... what you need... right now...
	Substat Gain: 1 Wizardliness

Adventurer Smash!
	Substat Gain: 2 Muscleboundness

Concentrate, Young Adventurer
	Substat Gain: 2 Wizardliness Note: This adventure only occurs if you are a Pastamancer or Sauceror.

Heyyyyyy.
	Substat Gain: 2 Chutzpah Note: This adventure only occurs if you are a Disco Bandit or Accordion Thief.

Eureka!
	Item Drops: pile of shiny pebbles Note: This is a one-time adventure that only occurs after you have reached the proper point in the tutorial of the game.

How Do I Shot Web?
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

Glorificus Steinemus, the Ancient Wise Woman
	Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Glorificus Steinemus, the Ancient Wise Woman
	Item Drops: Curiously Shiny Ancient Evil-Bashing Axe Note: A one time adventure. Note: Occurs after obtaining the cup of strong herbal tea. Note: Occurs during the Going Postal quest.

Surprising!
	Item Drops: Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium, black kitten Note: Gives 5 Drunkenness. Note: Bad Moon only.