You give <name> a 1,000 piece puzzle. He gets so bored trying to put it together that he calls a bunch of ChibiFriends™ and goes out drinking instead. He kind of resents the implication that you thought the puzzle would entertain him.
Give <name> Some Dating Tips (1)
You give <name> some tips on how to interact with ChibiWomen™. He especially likes the advice to always compliment a girl's giblets on the first date, and resolves to try it as soon as possible
Join a Band (1)
You teach <name> how to play the guitar, and he joins a band called the Walking Koalas. They play a show for a crowd of 7, but the experience really makes the band bond.
Play a Pick-up Game of <game> (1)
You and <name> pick teams and play for an hour or so, not exerting yourselves overly much. <name>'s team wins, and he takes them all out for drinks afterward.
Play Beer Pong (1)
After a few warm-up games with root beer, <name>'s ready to learn how to play beer pong. He practices a lot, gets drunk a lot, and his alcohol tolerance and tossing skills are ready for the next big party.
Option 2
Go for a Drive in the ChibiCar™ (1)
You let <name> have a ChibiCar™. He's doing okay until he tries to ChibiText™ and drive at the same time and hits a parked car. You make him leave a note with his insurance information.
Go for a Walk with a ChibiDog™ (1)
You rent a dog for <name> and he names it Harley. When the dog needs to do his business, you're shocked to see <name> let the animal poop right on the sidewalk underneath a sign reading "Please Curb your ChibiPet™. Then he walked away without picking up the poo!
Play a Video Game (1)
You set <name> up with a headset and a copy of Assassin's Fantasy 4. You have to cut him off, though, when you hear him calling someone a wuss slack-jawed yokel buttface smartass, and you wouldn't believe what he said about the poor guy's ChibiMom™
Play Checkers (1)
You set out the checkerboard and start a game with <name>. Halfway through, you look away for a second, and when you look back, you'd swear <name> has moved a bunch of pieces. He easily wins, but you chide him for winning dirty.
Recite Dirty Limericks Together (1)
You and <name> have a dirty limerick contest. You start off with the one about the man from Nantucket, he counters with the girl from North Carolina. After a while, <name> wins the contest with a particularly foul new one about a man from Saint Bart's.
Option 3
Go Cross-Country Skiing
You send <name> to the cross country skiing track. He skis until he's exhausted, but stops to eat some snow and gives himself a brain freeze.
Enter <name> in a Reality Competition
You enter <name> in the latest season of "You're Too Fat, Fatty." He loses some weight, but the whole thing is pretty unbelievably stupid.
Play Some Laser Tag
You send <name> to the local laser tag arena. He gets a good workout, but he takes a shot right to the eye that seems to scramble his little ChibiBrains™ a little.
Play ChibiDodgeBall™
You spend a half hour launching little pixelated balls at <name>. He's pretty good at dodging, but eventually runs out of hustle and gets one straight to the head.
Train Pökemann
You give <name> a <Pokemann> to train. He really puts the little guy through the paces until they're both out of breath. After he's done, <name> seems to have a shortened attention span from all the breathless dubbing and brightly-flashing lights.
Option 4
Talk Philosophy
You sit down with <name> and have a long discussion about ethics. You practically don't move for hours, but it's enlightening.
Play a Board Game
You play a game of Hungry, Hungry <Animals> with <name>. It's not a very active game, but he learns valuable lessons about sportsmanship.
Give <name> a Pipe to Thoughtfully Smoke
You give <name> a pipe to puff on while he ponders the universe and morality. The smoke isn't good for him, but the time to reflect seems to enlighten him.
Take <name> to a Comedy Show
You take <name> to hear famed comedian <comedian name>. Johnny-chan eats a ton of greasy food, but the ChibiChuckles™ he gets inspire him.
Play Truth or Dare
You play a game of Truth or Dare with <name>. He turns down any dare involving exercise, but you get into a deep discussion about ethics based on some of his ChibiTruths™.
Play Cribbage
You play a hand of Cribbage with your ChibiBuddy. It's a pretty sedentary game, but when you catch him cheating you get to give him a lesson in ethics.
Take <name> to an Open Mic Night
You take <name> to a singer/songwriter open mic night. An evening in a smoky cafe doesn't help his lungs any, but the beautiful music uplifts his spirits.
Option 5
Have a Pi-Reciting Contest
You sense <name> would rather have a pie-eating contest instead, but you both spend a few minutes memorizing Pi and then recite it. He wins by <number> digits, and his celebration dance (especially the mooning part) is pretty unsportsmanlike.
Play Chess Together
You play a few games of chess with <name>. He quickly starts winning, and it's clear he's learning fast, but you're also pretty sure he's cheating.
Have a Riddle Contest
You and <name> spend an hour tossing riddles back and forth. He really tasks his brain coming up with clever riddles. When you correctly guess that the answer to his last riddle is "a <bone> at
Fly a Kite with <name>
You buy <name> an impressive bobcat-shaped kite. He studies a book on aerodynamics and modifies it so it can swoop and turn with chilling precision. Then he takes it to the park, ties a razorblade to the string, and flies it to cut the strings of all the other ChibiKites™.
Take <name> on a Hot Air Balloon Ride
You book <name> a flight on a ChibiBalloon™. He spends a long time talking with the pilot to learn how to fly the thing. Then he gets booted off for spitting over the side at the ChibiBuddies™ below.
Notes
Choosing the first option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Socialization.
Choosing the second option decreases your Chibibuddy™'s Alignment.
Choosing the third option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Fitness, but decreases his Intelligence.
Choosing the fourth option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Alignment, but decreases his Fitness.
Choosing the fifth option increases your Chibibuddy™'s Intelligence, but decreases his Alignment.
