Ironic jogging shorts

ironic jogging shorts

This is an extra-short pair of short pants, with a little reflective stripe running down each side. Apparently, the more of your pasty, unappealing flesh that's on display, the more original and intriguing you are.

Type: pants
Power: 40
Moxie Required: 5
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

Combat Initiative +10%
Damage Absorption +20
Moxie -5

(In-game plural: pairs of ironic jogging shorts)

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Item number: 4655
Description ID: 898657424
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Obtained From

Familiar

Random scenester (Combat encounter with the Mini-Hipster)

References

• The item description may be a reference to Juno character Paulie Bleeker, played by Scot Pilgrim actor Michael Cera. Paulie spent a lot of Juno running in short yellow joggin shorts.

See Also

• Moxie Modifiers
• Combat Initiative
• Damage Absorption

Collection

• 🥇: Nikademus (#95105) - 627
• 🥈: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 569
• 🥉: Athanatos (#1388112) - 444
• #4: whizdad (#443313) - 328
• #5: Solazy (#1349516) - 166
• #6: Hoonk (#1919636) - 109
• #7: nWo4Life (#1109580) - 106
• #8: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 100
• #9: testostronaut (#1407937) - 64
• #10: LiamAndMe (#422104) - 60

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