Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)

Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)

If you dropped an egg into this pan, it would end up in space. So don't do that. We don't have many eggs left.

Type: off-hand item
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's (for Avatar of Jarlsberg only)

Spell Damage +50%
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
+50% Food Drops from Monsters
+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight
Damage Reduction: 30 (First Hit Only)
+1 Food Conjuration for Jarlsberg
Converts dropped food and booze into Cosmic Calories

NOTE: This item cannot be equipped while in Hardcore. (Except in Avatar of Jarlsberg)

(In-game plural: Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)s)

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Obtained From

Items

Jarlsberg's pan (shaking the pan)

When Used

You shake the pan, apologizing to all the denizens of the Cosmos for disturbing them. After a few moments of vigorous shaking, the hole in the world is gone, and you're left with just an ordinary cast-iron skillet. Well, an extraordinary cast-iron skillet, but you know what I mean.

You acquire an item: Jarlsberg's pan

Notes

• When this is equipped, Food and Booze messages are replaced with the following:

An <item> falls to the ground, getting covered with germs. Wrinkling your nose, you toss it into Jarlsberg's pan and dissolve it into some nice, clean calories.

You acquire some Cosmic Calories

or

That <item> is probably covered in monster cooties. So instead of touching it, you catch it in Jarlsberg's pan and turn it into calories.

You acquire some Cosmic Calories

or

The Jarlsberg within you wrinkles his nose at an <item>, and you catch it in Jarlsberg's pan, converting it into cosmic calories.

You acquire some Cosmic Calories

or

You catch an <item> in Jarlsberg's pan, and with a *whiff* sound, it is broken down into its fundamental mystical particles.

You acquire some Cosmic Calories

or

You don't want to touch an <item> after that monster touched it, so you catch it in Jarlsberg's pan and convert it into calories.

You acquire some Cosmic Calories

or

You'd rather have some pure cosmic calories than the <item> falling to the ground in front of you, so you catch it in Jarlsberg's pan and, with a whiff of ozone, it converts into calories.

You acquire some Cosmic Calories

or

Your Jarslbergian senses tingle, and you spin around and catch an <item> in Jarlsberg's pan. With a flash of octarine and the smell of ozone, it dissolves into some nice, pure calories.

You acquire some Cosmic Calories

or

You almost catch an item in Jarlsberg's pan, but you stumble at the last moment and miss it.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• The stumbling message occurs against Boss monsters, and on certain specific drops that are essential (or useful) to Ascension. The known exceptions are:
  • any Feast of Boris drops
  • any Spectral Pickle Factory food
  • dusty bottles of wine
  • flavorless gruel
  • glass of goat's milk
  • goat cheese
  • hot wing
  • stunt nuts
  • pie man was not meant to eat
• The number of calories received is equal to the food/booze's size/potency multiplied by a number based on the food's quality:

Quality	Calories Received
Crappy	1*Size/Potency
Decent	2*Size/Potency
Good	3*Size/Potency
Awesome	4*Size/Potency
EPIC	5*Size/Potency

See Also

• Bonus Spell Damage
• Damage Reduction
• Items from Monsters (Food)
• Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen
• MP Regeneration

Collection

• 🥇: Mystic_Potato (#154601), PhilThese (#1131770) - 2
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