Jr. Awkwarj

From A KoL Wiki
Jr. Awkwarj You're fighting Jr. Awkwarj

Aww, what a cute kid. Just look at his little hat, and his little glasses, and his little armband with the... oh. Yeah, never mind, you should definitely beat this kid up.

Hit Message(s):

He pokes you several times with the pointy end of his little wooden sword. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!

Dr. Awkward sneers evilly as you stumble directly into the path of his attack. Ugh! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He ruthlessly beats you down, giggling. "Stab, mow, knife -- ye fink wombats!" he says, whatever that means. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ugh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He pokes at you with his little wooden sword, but you dodge in a way that's too exciting for me to describe.

He growls angrily as you dodge his attack. "Mom!"

Fumble Message:

He whips a tiny wooden rapier at you, but you fortuitously stumble out of the way. "Poop!" he shouts, inexplicably. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: Staff of Fats (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: Drowsy Sword (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: replica Mr. Accessory (100% chance)*

Occurs in Dr. Awkward's Office with the Mega Gem equipped in a Legacy of Loathing run.