Knob Goblin Embezzler

Knob Goblin Embezzler
Monster ID	530
Locations	Cobb's Knob Treasury (While Lucky!)
Hit Points	20
Attack	24
Defense	21
No-Hit	34
Initiative	80
Meat	800-1,200
Phylum	goblin
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	Knob Goblin visor, meat stack, meat stack, meat stack, meat stack
Bounty	bundle of receipts
Manuel	embezzler's oil
Manuel Entry
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You're fighting a Knob Goblin Embezzler

While poking around in the treasury, you encounter a Bean Counter with a guilty look on his face -- looks like you caught him dipping into the till!

You suddenly feel less lucky.

Hit Message(s):

He actuarializes you in the <elbow>. Ow! Ooh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He actuarializes you in the <elbow>. Ooh! Oof! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to actuarialize you in the <elbow>, but misses.

Fumble Message:

He tries to actuarialize you in the <elbow>, but misses. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

You gain 800-1,200 Meat (average: 1000, stdev: 82.06)*

You acquire an item: meat stack (30% chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin visor (25% chance)*

You acquire an item: embezzler's oil (30% chance)*

You acquire a bounty item: bundle of receipts

(X of 11 found)

You gain 4-5 <substat>.

Occurs at Treasury while Lucky!

Notes

~~If encountered as a copy, such as from a photocopied monster, the "You suddenly feel less lucky." line will be omitted.~~
- As of August 13, 2024, This monster cannot be copied.