L.O.V. Emergency Room
As soon as you enter the next room, you are bathed in a warm pink light and suddenly feel much better.
 | You gain some hit points. |
 | You gain some Mana Points. |
The light blinks out, and a robot voice says "Minor injuries repaired. If more extensive treatment is required, please consult with a surgical robot."
One of the surgical robots in question waves an arm at you. It has a little buzzsaw on the end of it. Hesitantly, you step close enough to the robot to read the options listed on its chest screen:
| Get a |  Lovebotamy
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Presumably, a lovebotamy is not the actual surgical removal of love from your head? I guess you're about to find out, though. BRZZZZZZZZ!
| You acquire an effect: Lovebotamy (duration: 50 Adventures) |
| Get |  Open Heart Surgery
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You tap the "Open Heart Surgery" option on the touchscreen for some reason. Did your finger slip? Well, you're already strapped to the operating table, so good luck.
| You acquire an effect: Open Heart Surgery (duration: 50 Adventures) |
| Get |  Wandering Eye Surgery
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You ask the robot for wandering eye surgery, and no way in hell am I going to describe what it does to you in detail. Laser scalpel, eyeballs, that's all you need or want to know.
| You acquire an effect: Wandering Eye Surgery (duration: 50 Adventures) |
| Avoid the surgery bots |
Notes
- Occurs after L.O.V. Engine Room.
- Every option leads to L.O.V. Elbow Room.
- Removes Beaten Up and restores all HP and MP.
