Leonard
| Leonard | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1705 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel | Leonard's glasses |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting LeonardThe Sleaziest Adventurer Ever contest appears to have come down to just you and a guy in a plain gray suit, with a spotted yellow bow-tie and tortoiseshell glasses. "Hello," he says mildly. "I'm Leonard. Pleasure to meet you."
He offers you a handshake, and you cringe away in disgust. Oh my god, what a pervert! This is what you're up against??
Hit Message(s):
"Are you a native to the area?" Leonard asks you. "I'm from Distant Lands originally, myself." Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
"Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" he asks you. "I hope it lasts through the weekend!" Argh! Ow! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
"I've met a lot of odd people today," he says. "I shouldn't judge, though. It takes all kinds, right?" Argh! Ugh! Eek! (sleaze damage)
"That's an interesting hat you're wearing," he says. "Mind if I ask where you got it?" Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
"I think perhaps I've got the wrong address," he says, consulting a little notebook. "This doesn't seem like usual [sic] interview process for paralegal assistants." Oof! Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He straightens the lapels of his jacket.
He adjusts his collar and bow-tie slightly.
He checks his fingernails and whistles quietly to himself.
Leonard sort of looks around the arena blankly.
He takes off his glasses and polishes them with his handkerchief. (FUMBLE!)
Moxious defense! You miss!
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Sleaziest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
