Talk:Leonard
You're fighting Leonard
The Sleaziest Adventurer Ever contest appears to have come down to just you and a guy in a plain gray suit, with a spotted yellow bow-tie and tortoiseshell glasses. "Hello," he says mildly. "I'm Leonard. Pleasure to meet you."
He offers you a handshake, and you cringe away in disgust. Oh my god, what a pervert! This is what you're up against??
"Are you a native to the area?" Leonard asks you. "I'm from Distant Lands originally, myself." Oof! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ugh! Argh! You lose 27 hit points. (sleaze damage)
"That's an interesting hat you're wearing," he says. "Mind if I ask where you got it?" Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! You lose 28 hit points. (sleaze damage) Authority2 (talk) 16:45, 5 January 2015 (UTC)
Reference
Seriously, what the heck is this a reference to? I don't get it. --Johnny Treehugger (talk) 14:35, 14 January 2015 (UTC)
- I'd like to reiterate that request. Does anyone get the reference? --Bale (talk) 23:45, 2 July 2015 (UTC)
- It's likely not a reference to any media in particular. A clue is in his crit message, where he mentions that he's supposed to be a paralegal assistant. The implication is likely that lawyers are inherently sleazy, and thus they instantly win the contest when every other adventuring thief is just greasy. --The ErosionSeeker (talk) 21:11, 28 July 2015 (UTC)
- It seems to me that what makes Leonard a pervert is that he's a "normal person" and he's using "small talk", as well as "being friendly". Pretty kinky stuff. -Capnsteve (talk) 16:59, 17 July 2017 (UTC)
- The crit message seems to indicate that he's just in the wrong place. --Olaf the Hungry (talk) 18:00, 30 July 2017 (UTC)
- Yeah. I think the joke is that He's actually just some normal (if dorky) guy who got tricked into fighting us. Or maybe there was some comical mix-up, where somewhere out there is a truly sleazy pervert named Leonard, but he got place swapped with this guy, and is at the job interview while we're fighting this guy. --Rick Tyger (talk) 13:10, 3 April 2024 (UTC)
