Love song of vague ambiguity

love song of vague ambiguity

This is one of those love songs that's so generalized, so trite, and so vague that it could be about anything. It could be about your lover, your friend, your pets, or possibly your bitchin' meatcar. As such, it's the perfect love song for anyone who has never actually been in love, but has read a lot about it. For the rest of us, the clumsy songcrafting is enough to drive us into a very unambiguous murderous rage.

Type: potion
(can also be used in combat)
Effect: Broken Heart (5 Adventures)Muscle +X
Regenerate X HP per Adventure
Cannot be discarded

Deals Physical Damage based on your Muscle

(In-game plural: love songs of vague ambiguity)

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Obtained From

Skills

Summon Love Song

When Used

• From inventory, when you do not already have another love song in your heart:

You read the snatch of song to yourself: <verse> It's just... so... so...

You acquire an effect: Broken Heart (duration: 5 Adventures)

• If you already have a love song beside Broken Heart:

Your heart can't take another love song so soon after the last one. The conflicting emotions would drive you totally mad.

• In combat:

	You read the Love Song of Vague Ambiguity. You can practically hear the exact kind of moronic howl you'd need to sing these lyrics: <verse> Your opponent's heart breaks. The breakage deals X damage. Your heart breaks too, but then it begins to heal...
	You gain Y hit points.

Verses

We have something special, dear,

Together, you and me

We don't ever have to fear

What we have's meant to be.

or

You know why I feel this way,

The way you make me feel,

I want to see you every day,

You know that it's for real . . .

or

When I look into your eyes,

I see what's deep inside,

The feelings there are no surprise,

The feelings you can't hide.

or

Things are good between us, now,

There's nothing that we miss,

I have given you my vow

We'll always be like this.

Notes

• X is physical damage equal to your buffed Muscle.
• Y is equal to ceiling(5*sqrt(D)), capped at 100, where D is the minimum between the damage this item did, and your enemy's HP before you used this item.
• Although an HP restorer, this item cannot be used to fight your shadow.

See Also

• HP Restorers

Collection

• 🥇: fractalnavel (#2422322) - 563,852
• 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 27,135
• 🥉: Mac_Gyver (#1090676) - 15,000
• #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 11,169
• #5: linakrade (#1339698) - 6,666
• #6: BerSeker (#944817) - 5,864
• #7: The Prize Patrol (#1618020) - 5,000
• #8: Otto von Cheesebiscuit (#1789437) - 4,941
• #9: StuBorn (#1852283) - 4,576
• #10: eav (#22185) - 4,500

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Summoned Love Songs

Love Song Combat Use Effect vague ambiguity Muscle-based Physical Damage Gain HP Broken Heart X HP Regen +X Muscle smoldering passion Myst-based Hot Damage Gain MP Fiery Heart X/2 MP Regen +X Myst icy revenge Moxie-based Cold Damage Gain Familiar experience Cold Hearted +X/2 Familiar Weight +X Moxie sugary cuteness Muscle-based Stench Damage Gain Beefiness Sweet Heart +2X% Meat +X Muscle disturbing obsession Myst-based Spooky Damage Gain Wizardliness Withered Heart +X% Items +X Myst naughty innuendo Moxie-based Sleaze Damage Gain Cheek Lustful Heart +2X% Combat Initiative +X Moxie X is the number of turns of the effect remaining, capped at 20.