McClusky file (page 1)
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This is the first page of a report detailing the finances of the most boring pygmy to have ever lived. The line items include unscented candles, plain frozen yogurt, unsalted Saltines (which... what the hell even is that,) and sugar-free gum.
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(In-game plural: copies of McClusky file (page 1))