Pygmy witch accountant
| Pygmy witch accountant | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1430 |
| Locations | The Hidden Apartment Building, The Hidden Office Building |
| Hit Points | 148 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 138 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 120-180 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | adder, bone abacus, short calculator |
| Quest | McClusky file (page 1), McClusky file (page 2), McClusky file (page 3), McClusky file (page 4), McClusky file (page 5) |
| Bounty | spare abacus bead |
| Manuel | pygmy adder oil |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a pygmy witch accountantMost tribal societies invent money fairly quickly, because it doesn't take long to come up with a business transaction more complicated than "I will give you this cow for those two goats right now". Once someone has the idea "if you give me those two goats right now, I'll give you twelve of these particular kind of seashell, and then another six of them next week, and you can give them to my cousin for a cow plus a sack of monkey heads", that's when witch accountancy is born.
This particular witch accountant has apparently been short-selling adventurer futures, and needs to protect his investment by making sure you don't have one.
Hit Message(s):
He breaks open an abacus, spilling beads all over the floor and tripping the everloving crap out of you. Ouch! Ugh!
He divides you, leaving a pitiful remainder. Oof! Ugh!
He gives you a wicked papercut with a spreadsheet. Ouch! Ouch!
He strangles you in red tape. No, literally. Argh! Ow!
He subtracts your <throat> and adds a considerable amount of pain. Oof! Argh!
He whangs an adding machine at your head. Your pain is multiplied. Ugh! Ow!
He gives you a compound fracture in your ankle, which means that in twenty years your whole body is going to be fractured. Argh! Ow!
He breaks open an abacus, but you're not concerned, because you don't even know what those things are for.
He tries to divide you, but you don't die, you multiply.
He tries to papercut you with a spreadsheet, but you know spreadsheets aren't fun, so you dodge.
He tries to strangle you in red tape, but you're strong enough to break through.
He tries to subtract your <throat>, but you point out he didn't carry the one.
He whangs an adding machine at you, but you dodge before your pain gets multiplied.
His interest rate in this fight is dropping, so he stops to tally up some balance sheets to get back into the fighting spirit. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire a bounty item: spare abacus bead |
 | You gain 120-180 Meat (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)* |
 | You acquire an item: adder (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: bone abacus (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: short calculator (? chance)* |
One of the following:
 | You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 1) |
| You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 2) |
| You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 3) |
 | You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 4) |
| You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 5) |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs in The Hidden Apartment Building and The Hidden Office Building.
Notes
- One McClusky file will drop during each of the first five times this monster is defeated per ascension, even when normal items are prevented from dropping (such as via Carbohydrate Cudgel).
