Menacing lawn gnome
| Menacing lawn gnome | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 914 |
| Locations | The Landscaper's Lair |
| Hit Points | 75 |
| Attack | 50 |
| Defense | 45 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg |
| Drops | machetito, pointy red hat |
| Manuel | stick-on gnome beard |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a menacing lawn gnomeYou've met some good gnomes, and you've met some bad gnomes, but you've never met a gnome quite as evil as your garden variety lawn gnome. Or your lawn variety garden gnome, as the case may be.
The empty, beady little eyes, the sinister half-grin, the pointy little red hat -- you don't trust any of it.
Sensing your mistrust, it stops what it's doing and advances on you with a tiny machete.
Hit Message(s):
He runs up to you and stomps on your toe. Argh! Ouch!
He hacks through your arm as though it were a tiny hedgerow. Ouch! Ugh!
He headbutts you with his pointy red hat, which turns out to be made of something a lot more solid than felt. Ugh! Ouch!
He slashes the top off of a nearby dandelion, scattering seeds everywhere. You sneeze uncontrollably. Oof! Oof!
He sneaks around behind you and slashes the back of your ankle like in that one really horrifying part of Pet Cemetary. Oof! Argh!
He tries from stomp on your toe, but he can't lift his stubby little leg high enough.
He tries to slash your throat within his tiny machete, but he's unable to properly control it.
He tries to headbutt you with his pointy red hat, but you make a point of dodging it.
He tries to hit you with his machete, but it gets caught in his beard.
He lunges toward you to attack, but at the last minute he's picked up by a stewardess and whisked off to have his photo taken in a variety of exotic locations. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: machetito (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: pointy red hat (5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Landscaper's Lair.
Reference
- This could be a reference to the so-called 'Creepy Gnome', which was reported to terrorize people in Argentina wielding a machete.
