Mer-kin cancerstick

Mer-kin cancerstick

These used to be called Mer-kin funpuffs, but they passed a law.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: Mer-kin cancersticks)

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Obtained From

Mer-kin Elementary School

No Rest for the Room

When Used

• Used one at a time, up to ten:

You light the end of the cancerstick and inhale deeply. You can feel your lungs bleeding, and your coughing robs your brain of vital oxygen, but damn you look cool.

You lose 40-60 Beefiness. You lose 40-70 Magicalness. You gain 80-120 Chutzpah.

• Multiused, under limit:

You light the end of the cancersticks and inhale deeply. You can feel your lungs bleeding, and your coughing robs your brain of vital oxygen, but damn you look cool.

You lose Strengthliness. You lose Mysteriousness. You gain Roguishness.

• After ten uses:

Half a pack a day is plenty, don't you think?

References

• A reference to cigarettes and smoking in general.

See Also

• Delevel

Collection

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• 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 206
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• #8: Nikademus (#95105) - 48
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