No Good Deed

No Good Deed

As you step into the next room in Fernswarthy's Basement, you nearly trip over a fellow adventurer who is lying on the floor. You jump back, skeeved out at having almost stubbed your toe on a corpse, but then the adventurer coughs and murmurs something you can't quite make out.

You kneel close beside his head. "What is it?" you say.

"Can't...go on...too...exhausted...can't form...complete...sentences...help me."

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Help Him Out (1)

You figure the reason he's so tired is he's carrying around a bunch of rewards from various levels of the Basement. You relieve him of some of his burden and move on, feeling pretty good about helping someone out.

You acquire an item: sandwich of the gods

You acquire an item: Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster

You acquire an item: enchanted leopard-print barbell

Notes

• Occurs on the 400th floor of Fernswarthy's Basement.

References

• The adventure title may refer to the adage "No good deed goes unpunished."