Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster
Intragalactic (Planetary) travelers speak in hushed, reverent tones about a bar where you can get the strongest drink in the galaxy. They say drinking one is like being hit with a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.
Those with slightly broader horizons know that the quality of a drink isn't measured solely in how bad a hangover it gives you, but how good it makes you feel. A drink that causes instant vomiting, for example, is more useful in Poison Control than in a bar. The Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster gives you all of the pleasant effects of alcohol, while shunting most of the nasty aftereffects to a parallel you in another dimension.
Just know that any time you drink one, there's a decent chance a parallel you in another dimension is drinking one, too. Mwa-ha-ha.
Type: booze (EPIC)
Potency: 5
Level required: 13
Selling Price: 200 Meat.
Cannot be traded
(In-game plural: Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blasters)
Obtained From
- Fernswarthy's Basement
- The Dusk Zone (200th floor only)
- No Good Deed (400th floor only)
When Consumed
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You drink the Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster. You feel like your head is a gold brick with a slice of lemon wrapped around it. | ||
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You gain 5 Drunkenness. |
Notes
- Since January 1, 2018, the Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster like other level 13+ consumables may no longer be consumed in Hardcore/Ronin.
References
- This is a reference to the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The guide says it's the best drink in existence and that the effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
- "Intragalactic (Planetary)" is a reference to the Beastie Boys song, "Intergalactic."
Collection
- 🥇: BC_Goldman (#887028) - 1,094
- 🥈: sub (#696684) - 876
- 🥉: Baron von Wurlitzer (#298367) - 424
- #4: QLou (#250991) - 365
- #5: kirahvikoira (#2744698) - 330
- #6: Louis of Apshai (#1682554) - 320
- #7: Boesbert (#2548033) - 147
- #8: Nikademus (#95105) - 132
- #9: Kizehk (#1216891) - 117
- #10: Hugbert (#1321271) - 100
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